FULL TIME
Oaks 4-2 Garrison
The boys put a right shift in and hammered the useless baldy garrison lot. Ryan Brammer awful player. OB Jobo and Bailey x2 goals get that fucking darn them. The oaks are back
Robbie is a baldy baldy
BREAKING NEWS
Very happy to announce we have acquired a new member to our already strong coaching team, we consider ourself a diverse squad so we have acquired the services of special needs coach, Elliot Taylor who denies rumours he’s licked a penis before
NEW SIGNING
We are happy to announce after a 2 week loan spell at West Breton, Bailey cowsell has returned to his parent club! Says couldn’t wear that orange kit any longer and just wanted his subs paying, BOSHHHHH
UP THE FUCKING OAKS
UP NEXT, we welcome last seasons premier division champions to Wembley (Ardsley Park)
Should be a tasty one, get your sens darn @jackson_atley will get yo all a pint
Meet our skipper!
@Jakefenton99 is a box to box midfielder and a great leader. Probably the hardest skip in the league. Contract is signed until 2036 worth around 1 pint a week 👊🔴