Luke

📱 & 🍎 dev

Formerly: @turo, @Apple, @Yelp, @epic4kids, @MakeSchool @RITtigers

[Luke @_luke_warm]

Sick of your parents watching Gilmore Girls on your Netflix profile, leading to some wacky recommendations? Try changing your profile name to “Begin Netflix Update” and setting your profile picture to a loading wheel.

[Luke @_luke_warm]

@SaffronOlive Spiders-men, perhaps. Like Attorneys General

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@MartinShkreli @operationdanish Which, as we all know from seeing who you follow on Instagram, you're very much a big "naturals" guy

[Luke @_luke_warm]

@MissouriMTG ...is his signature supposed to look that much like a...ya know...

[Luke @_luke_warm]

I wonder what happens if I order this at my local bagel shop

[Jeremy ✈️ @MissouriMTG]

As a reminder, this is a trading card page which is political because I can't trade buy or sell cards if ice shoots me 10 times in the back.

[Luke @_luke_warm]

@cefalomike @it_unprofession Obviously you need to download more ram

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@caro_irl Honestly? It’s usually cheaper

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@paularambles @BeatrizGietner I use these but they do look like one of those organic fruit roll ups

[Luke @_luke_warm]

I fear not the man who has trained ten thousand models one time. I fear the man who has trained one model ten thousand times.

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@InsaneMegaCD No no there's no aesthetic, it's entirely functional. That caution sign is required by law.

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@TheWealthMill @the_transit_guy wow. This picture is AI, I can tell by the pixels. why would you just go on the internet and lie like that?

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@_chuckyc Well you're certainly going to get a lot out of the fancy toilets

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@MKBHD We got carbending before GTA VI

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@usb_type_d @embersunn I need the vim one tattooed on my forearm

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@embersunn Hold on, making one of these but it always tells you to:
- git push --force
- git reset --hard HEAD~n
- git clean -fdx
- git branch -D

[Luke @_luke_warm]

@baytothebay @krzyzanowskim I think it just depends on your usecase. If you need to use Combine, you should use it - but for most cases, Async/Await is just fine and is WAY easier to implement and maintain

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@twostraws I still will never understand why the CPU percentages can go above 100%. You can sit there and tell me all you want about cores and UNIX and I will stare back at you like a child and still think to myself, "but 100% is all of the pie"

[Luke @_luke_warm]

@iAnonPatriot Covid killed over a million Americans. In 2023, there were 19,252 homicides in the entire country.

If illegal immigrants had killed a million people over the past five years, sure. I'd say we have a problem. But they haven't.

[Luke @_luke_warm]

@Casey “Did i mention i have big muscles? I’m 6’1 btw.”

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@PatrickJBlum "I know, let's spout off Russian propaganda directly in the face of the Ukrainian head of state. That should go over perfectly!"