Luke Stacy

Just a dude being a bro.

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@TaraBull Petroleum Roland

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@AZBadCat2 @bobdoessports Oh yeah, it’s happening. The meat of GG and Bob Does out in the same round? Good luck.

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@stoolpresidente It was @Nadeshot for me, every thing the dude said had me rolling.

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Carvana keeps emailing me that my car is worth a half used $10 subway gift card if I sell it to them. Thanks guys but I think I’ll just keep it.

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I wonder if people would treat me differently if I pronounced amateur “ama-tur”.

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@bell99999 And that song? Higher by Creed

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@mrmadcake @_MLFootball @nina_alston @UCBarstool @KBeckEagles @SSN_Eagles @PHLDawgs @EagleSessions @V_tabs1984 @jelynchjr @JoshReynolds24 And he rewarded that by being the best center in football twice. 15m well spent.

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I wonder how all the people that were super into cup stacking are doing now.

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I just coughed when watching a YouTube video and the guy talking stopped as if I interrupted him. I had that spike of “was I just rude” anxiety. It’s gonna be a long day.

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@aidencalvin Look at all these baristas

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Over heard on my flight:

old guy.. “I remember when hotdogs were first going for $2 in the city, and I said I’m not paying $2 for a hotdog.”

Young dude clearly not having the best time in the convo: “yeah, inflammation is crazy.”

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I have a feeling I’m just gonna be tired for Halloween

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I do my best work in bad lighting.

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@theauntjojo Oh definitely, I was spared that this time through. But definitely was flanked by color commentary, all of which was pretty much completely nonsense.

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I forgot how unbearable it is to listen to old women commentate on high school soccer.

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Like what is this small gathering doing in this field? Trying to catch a snorlax? Watching a man tricycle in a full suit? Oh word, keep it up people. Say no more

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Fringe fest always reminds me of that first week or so when Pokémon Go came out.

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@stefondiggs Hope he recovers soon :(

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OOF. #Bills

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@ESPNneedsIKD @SportsCenter I wish I could buy stock in this tweet