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finally got 10k likes on a tweet but it had been thought of before. was gonna retire the account but i’ll wait until something more original hits it big

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she asked what are we i said charlie kirk

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ahh man it’s almost christmas

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Schrödinger's Mitch McConnell

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they’re putting the dog in me down tomorrow

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my only chance at financial freedom in this economy is to win a mr beast endurance challenge

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diversity is one of my favorite things which is why i think they should have cast chris pratt as shang chi

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thank god it’s fursuit friday

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maybe all that time smoking weed wasn’t seizing the day, maybe it was. idk i’m not that wise

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they keep telling me polymarket isn’t for polyamory but that won’t stop me from using it that way

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mostly surprised that the margaret qualley jack antonoff marriage lasted 3 years. anyway, you hate to see true love fail

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mitch mcconnell’s been taking calls all day ain’t got time to prove he’s alive

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my kid is applying to streamer university as a safety school. chat, are we cooked?

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just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he said to tell you hi

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making the world cup refs wear body cams was a nice touch but giving them guns was maybe a little excessive

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saw mitch mcconnell at the gym this morning he was deadlifting 405 no chalk no belt

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baby i couldn’t be a performative male i got performance issues

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more ppl registered to vote for love island than the US election

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when will taylor swift’s wedding video be on streaming?

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don’t be insecure about being a midsize girlie i will buy you a sedan