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[Fløssy 🍀 @_luxky]

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[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me anytime someone think they can yell on MY PHONE:

[chloé @ChampagneNoona]

me when I have my first kid at 40

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[solé @layxsnv]

Nobody:

Me at anytime I see pretty colors in the sky 😭

[ً @wtffrio]

Me when I discover a perfect show that came out 15 years ago and has 8 seasons…

[Drebae @Drebae_]

They weren’t lying when they said you wake up one day & just don’t care anymore 😭😭 No warning, no dramatic shit, just a quiet, almost peaceful detachment.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me no matter how much sleep i get.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me after saying some wild ass shit & meaning every word….

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

"You're too young to be tired"

Me

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

I'm sure it's been talked about, but the fact that a show with a primarily Black cast is doing this well and is the best comedy on network television is absolutely amazing. Go, Quinta!

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

You ever notice you don’t run into people GOD removed from your life?!!?

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

i always regret not being more disrespectful in certain situations

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

When those weapons formed
but didn’t prosper because God has my back

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

me looking into a imaginary camera every time my life get a new plot twist

[𝖢𝖧𝖱𝖨𝖲𝖫𝖨𝖫🇬🇭 @chrislil_gh]

If prayer has ever worked out for you, retweet this!!!

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash: