Coco’ˆ

‘ Time can always heal ya ‘

[apolline @sallypopette]

surtout de nos jours

[KC Julia🇫🇷🇩🇪 @juliahvtt]

IL EST EN PRISON JE RÉPÈTE , IL EST EN PRISON !!! 🎉🥳 un pedo en moins !!!!

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

death’s calling her and she’s on Do Not Disturb

[Anthony @Anthony62067690]

Essa cena é linda! Um adulto de coração de pedra, egocêntrico e ferozmente crítico foi desmontado pela memória de uma simples tigela de ratatouille preparada pela mãe quando criança. Num instante, o mundo cinzento e sofisticado desabou, e tudo ficou colorido outra vez.

[Lexie @lexiedeuxfois]

Les hommes :

- Te traumatisent, te mentent, t’humilient

Les femmes :

- Je t’en veux et je suis triste

Les hommes :

- MAIS REGARDE A CAUSE DE TOI ON PEUT PAS AVANCER

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Axelle (Niall’s version) @Axelle_Lgy]

Le fait qu’il y a encore des gens qui disent que c’est pas son fils me fascine

[Mimi 👑 @Cheriemike2]

My husband’s phone started vibrating at12 AM last night. He didn't pick up. He just flipped the phone face down and pretended to be snoring.

Two minutes later, my own phone rang. It was a WhatsApp video call from his friend’s wife.I picked it up, my heart thumping, expecting a major emergency.The video opened, and the screen was blank.

Then a voice whispered, "Mimi, please check if your husband is on the bed."I turned on the bedside lamp. My husband was sitting flat on the bed, staring at me with his eyes wide open, sweating.

The friend's wife said, "My husband told me he was sleeping at your house because of a late-night project. I am standing in his parlor right now, i just want to know." The silence in our bedroom was terrifying. My husband was frantically waving his hands at me in the dark, begging me with sign language to lie for him.

I looked at the camera and said, "Sis, my husband is here, but the only project he is working on is how to sleep. Your man is not here." She hung up immediately.

My husband flew out of bed, screaming that I am a wicked wife who doesn't protect the brotherhood. He has been giving me the ultimate silent treatment since morning. So it is me that doesn't love sisterhood, i think i should be suspecting my husband too.

[isma @ismanewells]

si puede trepar una reja tan alta a los 92 no necesita estar ahí dentro

[Dani @euTSUDANI]

Gente, trabalhei 13 anos em farmácia e NINGUÉM LIGA se você tá comprando viagra, camisinha, lubrificante, absorvente... pra porra nenhuma. A gente quer mais é que vc compre e vá embora o mais rápido possível. Se deem menos importância

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

You cannot repair a relationship with a man who believes the problem is always your reaction, never his behavior.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Désolée mais RIEN ne surpasse les montages débiles sans logique comme ça. AUCUNE IA ne peut rivaliser.

[𝓵𝓮𝓪 @leagar_2110]

la haine est totalement légitime ptdrrr ? j’ai pas envie de respirer ton truc de merde + l’odeur vraiment loin de moi

[La Bruja Medusa ☭🐍🇵🇸 @labruja_medusa]

Solo si piensas como un violador

[Cristy ୭̥🪩💙 @Crismtz_ahft]

Uno piensa que ya superó One Direction, hasta que escuchas una intro de “Steal my Girl” o “Night Changes” en los conciertos de ellos mismos y entiendes que jamás serán una etapa 😭❤️‍🩹

[Andy ིྀི @sweetenervery]

Ça me fait bien rire quand les gens disent que t’as une vie de rêve parce que tu fais pleins de concerts ptdr alors que parfois t’as juste une vie de MERDE et les concerts c’est ton ÉCHAPPATOIRE

[Soyale @cyborg_angel_]

La meuf qui a fait le tweet sur les dons d’organes largement majoritairement donnés par des femmes et largement majoritairement reçus par des hommes sache que t’as ruiné ma vie j’y pense 24h/24

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“Women should dress modestly to avoid being harassed”……Took my 12 year old niece to her checkup appointment. She was sitting there nervously on the exam table when the male doctor put the tongue depressor too far down her throat. When she didn’t gag, he laughed and said, “I wish I had a girlfriend like you.”

[𖤐 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥 🦇🩸 @hexxia_]

quand tu qualifies une petite fille d’« aguicheuse », tu te crames tout seul, sale vieux pedo de merde

[Comte du Daukaïstan @Comte_Daukai]

Notre système se porte si bien que la culpabilité repose sur une dame qui a appelé chaque semaine la gendarmerie pour signaler le pédophile qui a violé sa fille.

[𓂀 @narjishumayrah]

Qu’on nous épargne d’une telle humiliation je trouve ça dégueulasse, pour moi c’est de la tromperie zéro débat.