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[alyssa @_lysuh]

hoodies are pullovers and zip ups are sweaters. so hoodie

[harb @harbizard]

HOODIE FANS

PULLOVER OR ZIP UP

[pampam❤️ @pam_isdatchicc]

-The bathroom floor is always dry.
-Your things remain the same way you left them.
-The peace and quiet to think and plan.
-You cook and eat whatever and whenever you like.
-Just being.

[alyssa @_lysuh]

sometimes ill purposefully tell my bf the same thing during 2 different occasions if i don’t think he was listening the first time. idc if he thinks i have bad memory, you’re GONNA hear what i have to say sir

[𝐼𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 ⋆☽₊˚.𓋹.˚₊☾⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

I love Megan thee stallion

[alyssa @_lysuh]

i know my parents would cry and i didnt wanna put them through that pain

[Sajjal @sajjalnadeem_]

In honour of #suicidepreventionmonth , give me one reason you chose to stay :)

[alyssa @_lysuh]

just saw a united health care commercial that said “you have your whole life ahead of you” like did their ceo….. not that long ago…. ok

[alyssa @_lysuh]

i hope melody wins hoh and puts up drew and or votes him out for all that shit he was talking #bb28

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WANT A LIFE THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE A CONSTANT TEST OF HOW MUCH YOU CAN FUCKING HANDLE.

[alyssa @_lysuh]

yes i hate everyone, i happily love being at home alone minding my own damn business 😭

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i’m genuinely curious: is there anyone here who feels comfortable spending an entire day at home alone, without meeting or talking to anyone?

[alyssa @_lysuh]

so we agree that HE was the mess LMAO not every man but somehow always a man

[NAS TEE 🥶 @nasirbaiyina]

How hard was it to do this ????? 🙄

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

When they called me self centered but at least they didn’t call me male centered

[🫧𝕋𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤🫧 @theone90x]

shoutout to the productive potheads.

fuck off society, we are out here.

[alyssa @_lysuh]

#bb28

[full metal dingus @fullmetalferret]

DO NOT GET PREGNANT TONIGHT. HE IS LOOKING FOR A VESSEL.

[prettyswirl @prettyswirl05]

Finger my ass and check If I gave a shit

[luxechriss @luxechriss]

i can’t stand when a mf misgenders my ipad and call it a tablet

[mae flowers @ihatemrbig]

Tall dudes at concerts be like. Ok I think I want to stand in front of this significantly shorter woman

[alyssa @_lysuh]

supposedly

[Khadj @GanzgangK]

Doesn't he work in a dental office? 😭

[yash #1 boydad @favoriteclubs]

yash just called dee devens and angela a nightmare blunt rotation #bb28

[Lyra @Lyracutevibes]

Are you okay with ppl not liking you?