morg

occasional sasshole

[morg @_m0rganH]

I don’t fw ANYONE who doesn’t dig crab rangoons

[Daily Raccoon @RaccoonDaily]

But a humble farmer

[Je suis Fatty-Gay @JustCall_MeJo]

"Vegan leather" is even worse for the environment than Leather. It is literally unrecyclable plastic. Leather is a byproduct of the beef industry. If we are going to keep eating beef, which we will, we should make use of the hides. It is extremely wasteful to do otherwise.

[K ✌🏼 @kdavid5513]

Any K letters out there want a pendant?! I just gotta polish it up sterling silver cow tag!!

RETWEET!! Whoever finds a buyer gets $10 cashapp from me

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

me looking at the mf that honked at my mom

[Dave @DaveSamW]

If you're in trouble dial 999.

If you cannot speak, dial 55.

We hear you.

You are not alone.

https://t.co/WeoHsNB6ke

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

some kid is about to google this bc their friend had it and have their shit absolutely ROCKEF

[KHAILA JAI @_babykhai]

Since a lot of us are approaching the age that we drop off of our parents’ health insurance plans, here is a thread in laymen’s terms to help better understand health insurance and what you’ll be paying for each month. 💕

[ratatouille @nussyrox]

men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom

[morg @_m0rganH]

I don’t trust ANYONE who lets their dog eat off the same fork as them 🤢

[sin ✰ @cindymuro_]

if I had a boyfriend I would simply love him in private because loving a man is embarrassing

[Darth Dog Mom 🖤 BuccaNole 🏈 @DarthandDogs]

I hate having to return a wrongly made coffee to the baristas and ask for the right one like I am so sorry I am not upset I swear to god please don’t hate me I just paid $5 for a cup of coffee and wanted a specific one you’re beautiful and I know you’re busy please don’t hate me

[Brooke Sebo @BrookeSebo]

Don’t be all hat and no cow.... boy

[★ Shortcake ★ @ThatKodo]

But y’all not ready for THAT conversation

[T. @GracefullyyT]

Long as my job have tissue my house has tissue 🙃🤷🏾‍♀️