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philosopher

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

there is a direct correlation between the amount i tweet and the efficacy of my antidepressants

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

just the important stuff

[Charles 🍉 @cargilethmighty]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!! HARRY HARLOW MACAQUE VS LITTLE ALBEERRTTTTTT BEGIN!!!

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

the misquotes have eaten my flesh down to the bone but i gotta #smoke

[Orry Lee Kennedy @cornbreadcowboi]

I tell ya what Dolly Parton wouldn’t like and that’s all these folks moving to the south and not waving back when I wave at them or understanding the importance of swapping pleasantries by god

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

they think i’m joking but they don’t know i’ll be in DC tomorrow

[usuário @citousuario]

Ideia de date: vc vem na minha casa fazer carinho no meu cabelo enquanto eu choro de cansaço e desgaste mental por 2 horas seguidas

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

Jim teacher

[Pikpik @Pikpiktheant]

i know my future girlfriend is grinding her way through law school rn so i can focus on competitive splatoon

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

gonna start pronouncing pilates like pirates

[Ahmed Hany @Doolittleraidd]

why pilates is pronounced that way and pirates not

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

look i know everything is designed to waste my time But why can i tell? I ordered my slop mindless and they served an empty plate

[Mandrake ꥟ @tengridyeus]

I keep an empty picture frame on my desk as a reminder that I have nothing & I am nothing.

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

count your fucking days @BurgerKing

[=^. .^= @loserish]

they should invent a man for me that never pisses me off and is always sweet and does whatever the fuck i say

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

cops kill innocent animal, MEDIA OUTRAGEd at woman for expressing negative reaction

[WSB-TV @wsbtv]

‘He was my SON’: Owner demands answers after beloved donkey is shot by police https://t.co/hAQCM8R4su

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

fourth time is a charm 🫩

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

ive ordered burger king three times tonight. First i got someone else’s order, got refunded, and then i reordered it and it got stolen, so i got refunded and reordered it, and then got someone else’s order! none of which i can eat because i’m vegetarian

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

FUCK YOU BRITTANY WHY DID YOU STEAL MY IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

ive ordered burger king three times tonight. First i got someone else’s order, got refunded, and then i reordered it and it got stolen, so i got refunded and reordered it, and then got someone else’s order! none of which i can eat because i’m vegetarian

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

ive ordered burger king three times tonight. First i got someone else’s order, got refunded, and then i reordered it and it got stolen, so i got refunded and reordered it, and then got someone else’s order! none of which i can eat because i’m vegetarian

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

wasted another month. on the right track to waste this one too

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

when i was a baby they abandoned me in the library. I survived by sleeping in the rafters and eating books . This did not affect me in any way and my adulthood has been completely normal

[anchorite @_m1nnow]

they should make a ruining your life that doesn’t feel so good