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I made a new Twitter

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@TheBonfireSXM milk and alcoholism are related! Look it up!

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I miss you, but you’ll never know

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@Shanemgillis where are youuuuuuuu

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@bertkreischer just got tickets for your late show in Virginia Beach. Let’s fuck

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@JeffRodgers1990 @RexChapman Holy shit

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Why the fuck would @PlayApex make it so fucking easy to back out of a match after you die??? Atleast 15 times I’ve backed out on accident like who the fuck thought that was a good feature?

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@bradserling Whewwweee. Side note I needs nugs stickers & shirts. Huge advocate for the platform! Are they a thing

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@bradserling soooo does nugs broadcasting Tyler mean he’s jumping on the platform sometime sooooon 😉

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@natebargatze I’m sorry this happened to you

https://t.co/IeRiZlHlkz

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I will NEVER watch the office on @nbc ‘s streaming’s service, not anything else for that matter. @netflix
NBC is smoking CRACK to think they have even the slightest chance at ANYONE signing up for that service.
I’ll buy it on DVD before I stray anywhere else

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There are people I miss beyond belief that I can’t reach out to, that I wish I could just hug, I hate that I can’t.

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This is actually @natebargatze

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I don’t know if it’s the wine or the coke that makes her sound like her jaw is broke, she’s workin hard to make some sense but she ain’t got a dime

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If I'd known she was religious
Then I wouldn't have came stoned
To the house of such an angel
Too fucked up to get back home

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Tell me that you’ve got everything you want and your bird can sing

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If you have ever been drunk and yelled “ayyyyyyyy” into a selfie video at a bar just know I hate you

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@joerogan No body said it yet...but you’d be eating blue crabs not red...but they might be cannibals too

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I miss you but you’ll never know

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https://t.co/fYZlwBs9aY thank you @joerogan

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I wont see you in hell if I get there first