Emmett Franz

I play music. I play volleyball. I eat crab.

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I can’t figure out the word ‘extraordinary’. How do you push those two words together and come up with a definition other than ‘more of the same’.

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Watching curling is not unlike tagging along to your dads Tuesday night shuffleboard league.

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When I die my autopsy report will likely read: OD’ed on sourdough and happiness

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Dear NBC,
I’ve seen all of these commercials already.

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If ever I think I’m having a bad day I like to put in a movie called The Revenant. You know, for perspective.

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"It's a cruel, cruel trick, how we find ourselves when we lose everything else." - Sleeping At Last

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@adamyonk @oliviayonk Gotta keep the troops entertained

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Does every folk singer/songwriter know a different Caroline or is it all the same girl?

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When you're waiting to push off from the gate and you look around the plane like..'I guess this is who I'm living with for the next 3 hours'

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It seems whatever evil spirit that was possessing my blinker has passed on to another unsuspecting vehicle. Curse is broken, people!

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There's nothing more environmentally friendly than a motion sensing faucet that doesn't sense motion.

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Sometimes you have to sit on a plane for 3 hours in order to realize just how much you'd rather be playing volleyball.

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@adamyonk why tho

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When you're trying to sound smart in front of your cousins- "I know where turkey comes from....turkeys"

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You all heard me say 'reset button', right?

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@adamyonk this article made me giggle several times

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Moments after landing in LA: 'omg, is that a human bone on the sidewalk'

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@mdavismusic she's gonna do just fine in life

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The olympics are over, so now I just watch Braveheart on an endless loop.