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Chef.....
Electrical Engineer...
@Arsenal megafan❤️ countryboy🤠🎸
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
keg twitter

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Turning an year older in 8 days. Not sure what I'll get myself for my 33rd birthday. Probably 33 whores waimbe in sync, 'The Man The Myth The Big Dick Legend, The Duke of Giantcocksville, Honorable Big Daddy Sully, your mighty cock has changed the trajectory of our lives'

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

When life is already leading by 9-0 and someone advises me to marry 🥹

[Vïřüśï @virusi_bad]

"Kuja mbio pastor alikosa wine akaleta kc"

[Haipoi🎲🌴 @mkolonimemes]

Me:Nipee sabuni ya 30bo
Shopkeeper:Leo umeeamua kuoga?🤔😂
Me:Ama nipee KDF tatuuuu.😂😂

[BLINDER @peakyfkn]

You have that look that would turn a house into a home

[Skeka @realskeka]

Kwani uyo Elon hawezi lipa leo tumalizane? Mi nishachoka kufikiria. Nimewapea story zote na uwongo zote niko nazo.

[Skeka @realskeka]

Little children tend to love their biological parents more.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[🗿🇫🇷🇵🇹🇪🇸🇯🇵 @jhonte_]

sebuleni Twitter we have another material😂😂

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

“Mimi ni wa COVID, huyu ni Ebola”

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

Your ABSENCE is what’s beautiful about Monaco
Rich people are there because YOU are not there

Period

[Punstar @roywahome9]

Oh yeah?

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Bwogo🇰🇪 @1Clinton2]

Maths teachers realizing that cells multiply by dividing 💀😂

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

Welcome

[045 @Its045_]

Arriving home safely after using Nakuru-Eldoret highway

[willy @ndrtwilson]

Kama ni wewe umenifunga straight from corner 2 times pale efootball, tafuta ata malaya ushike matiti mahn

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Shakira was sexually assaulted by someone in Maraga’s team. She wrote a letter to Maraga naming the alleged perpetrator while submitting her resignation from his secretariat committee. The letter was later revised, and Maraga omitted the section in which Shakira cited sexual harassment before it was published.

Since then, the musikiti babe has never had any kind words for Emeritus Chief Justice Maraga. When I first exposed the case, team Maraga the 6th🤡 came out guns blazing, claiming that I thrive on gossip and propaganda. Today, the victim herself has come forward and vindicated me. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Mastardcesh @Mastardcesh]

What are you seeing over there???

That's KDF inside a bush in Wajir, today after Madaraka Day surveying environment using drones. They're Camouflage

I was told Al Shabaab were also around today. A local man reported an incident that some suspected people were spotted day before.

SOG takes full responsibility for President William security as they ask their counterparts from regular police to learn VIP protection from them.

Wait,
Why are they using surveillance during Ruto's visit but normal days hawatumii??? We are doomed 😔