mads

don't bother me in my enclosure I'm having enrichment time

[mads @_ma_d_s]

https://t.co/lgYVL5EijG I see my future and it's bright

[mads @_ma_d_s]

I actually don't like labels at all and think it results in too much infighting and identity politics

[MINORS DNI!!! angelposting #dawn @lezboyf]

unpopular take but i genuinely do not care about the small percentage of trans men calling themselves lesbians. i would just assume they have a complex relationship with queerness and even if i didn't understand it, realistically, what material harm is it really doing?

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

i wish i could play w my ballsack but i don’t have one

[mads @_ma_d_s]

I fan acc liked this how do I tell them it's dog shit

[mads @_ma_d_s]

They're playing benson boone on the grill line

[mads @_ma_d_s]

They're playing benson boone on the grill line

[mads @_ma_d_s]

If my man did this I'm calling him a fat ass and yelling until he puts at least half his plate back. You are not gonna bankrupt my ass bc you can't eat a healthy amount. I'm not cooking a weeks worth of dinner just for you to eat half of it in 45 minutes.

[Méli de la Fontaine ✨⛲️ @Meli_Positive]

Je vois mon « mari » se servir comme ça je suis dégoûté une semaine 😭😭

[mads @_ma_d_s]

Am I the only motherfucker who's YouTube is not loading

[mads @_ma_d_s]

This is part of the problem because so many hacks say bullshit like this as if a zero calorie coke is obviously going to be less calories like?

[TIM | @timpjohansson]

maturing is realising a diet coke and a salad is unhealthier than a full sugar coke and ice cream

[mads @_ma_d_s]

Genuinely I have a daily vlog in my head and millions of adoring fans that feel uplifted and relate to my life so I feel emotionally supported 24/7. Like it's actually awesome

[sim @douwuata]

a lot of tips for executive dysfunction are like “pretend the hat man is pointing a gun at you” “put your clock 15 minutes ahead”and i don’t understand how are these tricks supposed to work because maybe i’m simply too.. aware?

[mads @_ma_d_s]

Is anyone else's tiktok laggy asf or just me 🫩

[mads @_ma_d_s]

I've been secretly making a playlist with songs that remind me of my bf so I can use the songs at our wedding but I keep forgetting to add the music he plays when we are together so there's only like a dozen songs 🫠

[mads @_ma_d_s]

Oh I told them straight up that they need to figure themselves out because I can't watch someone dig themselves a hole over and over after I gave them a job and opportunities to fix it for years.

[FKA Morena / Brianna @fkamorena]

what do yall do when your friend has constantly been in crisis for years but refuses to get a drivers license or a job in one of the most expensive cities in the world bc the thought stresses them out too much

[mads @_ma_d_s]

Genuinely what's the evolutionary reason why some ppl have back of the head fat. I don't understand why your body would opt to store extra fat here and not like ... Anywhere else

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Barber showcases his incredible barbing skills

[mads @_ma_d_s]

Like that would mean you have three emails, three bank accounts, and you're not watching any of them. Skill issue

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

can not stand those money management ads like “i was paying for three doordash subscriptions 😱” bitch how would that even happen. get off my tv

[mads @_ma_d_s]

This is the gateway to all conspiracy thinking when you realize this is really only a problem in America

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

forgive me for the dumb question but why do people lace drugs with fentanyl.. wouldn’t it make more sense to just sell them the actual drug they ask for.. instead of killing the customer?

[mads @_ma_d_s]

Tbh unless it's like the lovers or the 10 of cups just don't do it

[Georgina Rose 🌌 @daatdarling]

Btw when you tattoo a tarot card onto yourself you are permanently binding yourself to the meaning of that card. Be careful which one you choose (you probably don’t want the three of swords!).

[mads @_ma_d_s]

Like she literally has under eye and lip filter and lip liner on wdym she's amish

[abru ★ @talvezsoyabril]

lloro de la risa que esta se supone que es amish y tiene la instagram face mas instagram face del mundo 😭

[Maddie Rae Gun @MadisonRaeGun]

You know, it was weird for the show to end like this but it makes sense: Lexi’s play really summed everything up, Rue and Jules aren’t fighting anymore, the future is wide open for them. Maybe it’s a good thing they never made a season 3 - they really could’ve ruined things 😌💖

[mads @_ma_d_s]

No it's because explaining his death would mean exposing that you killed a guy

[SB 🪖 @welovesweetboy_]

do you guys think cassie not telling her sister lexi about nate’s death was because she knew she’d have something judgemental to say?

[mads @_ma_d_s]

I hope in a few years Zendaya can give a tell all on how horrible of a writer Sam is

[mads @_ma_d_s]

Lwk yeah

[kemi @kemimarie]

we watching Euphoria and my girlfriend talking about “is this christian propaganda?” 😭