MEGAN RAPINOE HAS THE ENTIRE MAGA WORLD AFTER HER AND WAS LIKE I DONT CARE ALL OF YALL ARE WACK LEMME GIVE YOU BOTH THIS SAUCE AND THIS POLITICALLY COURAGEOUS COMMENTARY
*after spending 5 hours with me in the ER last night/this morning and getting 0 hours of sleep*
me: thank you dad, I promise I won't wake you up at 2:30 this morning
dad: no please do, we can watch a scary movie or something
and THAT is why I have the best dad
I was in the car with my dad and we passed my mom going the other direction and he called her just to tell her she looked pretty and to me, that’s ideal
Top 10 best compliments:
10. You
9. Can't
8. Rank
7. Them
6. Because
5. They're
4. All
3. Equally
2. Nice
1. When you're up next in kickball and someone tells the outfield to move back
Currently at work and a little girl just walked by my door with three friends behind her and goes "can I get a what what" and they all yelled "what, what" while continuing to walk past and I aspire to have friends that hype me up like that