Mac Cameron

Don't wish for it.. Work for it

[Niykee @NiykeeHeaton]

i cant wait to take off my pants and eat mashed potatoes.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Text from wife: I'm so sorry, I'm gonna be about half an hour late
Me [forgot we were even meeting, still in bed]: you always do this

[Mac Cameron @_maccameron]

@austynbaril not hooked up

[Mac Cameron @_maccameron]

@austynbaril actually figured out you have to pay for it that's why it's so slow....

[Mac Cameron @_maccameron]

@austynbaril too much big daddy

[Mac Cameron @_maccameron]

I feel bad when all the snow flys out of the bed of my truck but hundos not bad enough to climb back there and shovel the shit out

[Mac Cameron @_maccameron]

I didn't want your feet to be cold 😂 https://t.co/5zkTmthes8

[Krysten ❣️🇨🇦💍 @krystenpink]

laying in bed realizing my boyfriend literally picked me up and carried me to my vehicles this morning cause it had snowed and i'm a diva 😬

[Mac Cameron @_maccameron]

Suit shopping is the answer to all of life's problems

[Mac Cameron @_maccameron]

I hate that I stress shop... cause usually I'm stressed about money then it makes it worse

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[loudly so the police officers behind me in the McDonald's line can hear]
Me: god I fucken hate crime

[dani @daniellebuchmay]

You know there's people out there still pretending protein pancakes taste good #pickyourbattles #makepancakesgreatagain

[brent @murrman5]

"there's not gonna be a 2nd date"
really? I thought it was going wel*juice from a gusher squirts from my mouth into her hair again*

[Mac Cameron @_maccameron]

@SnowballKrysten notch

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[showing the new guy around the office]
Me: this is Greg
Graham: it's Graham
Me: fuck off, Geoff