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llmelomaniac🎧

[Owino L @Lenis_Owino]

Your stingy boyfriend wondering how you got your nails done

[Amarachi @_amaraxxhi_]

anybody who enjoys staying alone is mentally unstable .

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me watching cocomelon with my nephew at 6am:

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Hii msoto ndio ilichapa prodigal son akasema apewe zake ajitoe

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

I don't know if am normal but a woman in a miniskirt will make my dick hard faster than a completely naked woman

[Notorious Henrie @NotoriousHenrie]

When someone hates Ruto more than me

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

Nothing beats the aura of someone who is street smart, book smart & spiritual smart. You're a triple threat.

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

One thing about workmates: you can laugh together every single day for 3 years straight, then one person changes jobs and suddenly you never speak again.

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Sahi ata uniambie unalala njaa we lala tu,hamlipi madeni

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

You CANNOT manipulate a human who studies patterns !!!

[Droid @droid254]

We might have judged Merimela and Macmuga we were just too young to understand them

[Sukuna @mpintjiskee]

Tough economy to date a hun who doesn’t like you. No one taxes you like a hun who doesn’t like you bro😭😂

[sy @seezyou]

Overcommunicating is a form of begging.
They heard you. They simply dont care.

So stop.

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

Mom: Don’t associate with strangers

Me helping a random arsenal hater: 😂

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

That urge to check phone for no reason in public to avoid awkwardness>>>

[Haky @Haky49501827]

Kazi ya simps hii dunia nikupea waschana hawajaiva confidence

[. @Fimiye]

The first rule of Twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your Twitter.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

fortunately, i'm a person that's okay with starting over. there will always be another lover, another job, other friends, but never another life.

[Mind and Glory 🎖 @mindandglory]

An intelligent man never lets the speed of others pressure him into a pace that sacrifices the quality of what he is building.