Mack Graham

build another mountain

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

😂 Great British Banter 😂

Man: “Jim, if you had the mobile phone numbers of 5 girls in one pocket and the mobile numbers of 6 girls in the other pocket, what would you have?”

Jim: “I’d have 11 girls’ mobile numbers, wouldn’t I?”

Man: “No, you wouldn’t. You’d have somebody else’s f*cking trousers on, you scruffy f*cker.” 🤣

[bappyboio @bappytweets]

ig reels is a fucking goldmine holy shit

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧Iain_L 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Iain_L]

What right have you got @JohnSwinney to hand over £400k of taxpayers money to a private individual doing a charity walk? Answer? None at all. Of course, you could have simply increased Govt funding to NHS mental health, but would have missed out on the publicity. #SleekitJohn

[bk @bkwhufc]

I’m in fucking TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

If a migrant comes to our country and attempts to saw a man's head off in the street, a Restore Britain Government will not deport.

With the British people's approval, that savage will be put to death.

But that is not enough - these atrocities will keep happening. The barbarians are already inside the gates.

Immigration will end from countries that are proven to supply us with these monsters.

Third world migrants who hate our way of life will be removed from our country. Restore Britain will deport millions.

I have had enough. The British people have had enough.

We do not have to live like this - there is another way.

Death penalty, mass deportations, end mass immigration.

That is what Restore Britain will do.

[Sneedle @SRamirez68083]

I don’t know what to call this kind of psychosis were people will engage on deep analysis of stuff from movies ir shows as if they were real.

The star destroyer was designed to look cool in a movie and the rebellion overperformed because the movie was written like that.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

SpongeBob would love this

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English?

This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him.

Truly the greatest to ever do it.

[Off_N🇲🇦⭐️⭐️ @0FF__N]

C’est à cause de ce genre d’anomalies qu’on a inventé les armes à feu le frérot il ce téléporte c quoi ça on est pas dans dbz hein

[Autumn Kel 🌻 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇬🇧 @sunflowers123KS]

Haha this 👇🏼 🤣🤣

[Somewherewithpaws @JustKimfromoz]

Neil the seal is creating havoc in Tassie again 🦭😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Banning foreigners from claiming benefits is not racist, but even if for some mad unknown reason you think it is? I really don't care.

[Mack Graham @_mackgraham]

Get them out

[Signal Not Noise @_SignalNotNoise]

Hey @grok As a British person, if I went undocumented to Pakistan, Afghanistan, Bangladesh or India and entered illegally... would I be able to claim benefits to live off if I try and claim asylum?

[James Tavernier @James_Tavernier]

Thank you @RangersFC 💙

[Bilim Dünyası @dunyasalbilim]

Almanya’daki Sprengel Müzesi’nde sergilenen sıra dışı bir kinetik enstalasyon:

Havada sallanan bir şamandıra, Atlantik Okyanusu’ndaki gerçek ikiziyle eşzamanlı hareket ediyor ve dalgalar üzerindeki salınımını birebir taklit ediyor.

[Clip Station @Clip_Station_]

I feel bad for the last guy 😬
This would literally freak me out in a river or a lake where I can’t see much

[Mack Graham @_mackgraham]

@BM1972_ Fs🤣🤣

[Nick @NickZararis]

Heat 2 with DiCaprio and Bale is like finding out the stripper actually does love you