Olivia Madson

Some people have a way with words. Others... not have way. -Steve Martin (I don’t have ADD. I just like to jump.)

[Olivia Madson @_mad_liv_]

Willy Wonka and Pennywise match energies. I will not be taking questions at this time.

[Olivia Madson @_mad_liv_]

Men put their phones in their back pockets, women in their front. Where do non-binarys put it?

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Forty Quinn is possibly the best character to have ever been created. My love for him is endless.

[Olivia Madson @_mad_liv_]

The Star Wars ‘Seagulls’ Bad Lip Reading lives rent free in my head. In fact, I pay good money for it to stay there.

[Olivia Madson @_mad_liv_]

I didn’t think being an adult would require reading so. many. emails.

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Cute first date idea: sing ‘Breaking Free’ at a karaoke bar.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

GREG FREAKING JOSEPH ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

[Olivia Madson @_mad_liv_]

“The Game” and Rick Rolling will never not be funny.

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KEITH:BUZZFEED::GRANT:COLLEGE HUMOR

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The neighbors just be building an ark at 05:00.

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I really want to be best friends with @KeithHabs that’s my #1 goal in life.

[Olivia Madson @_mad_liv_]

Is @bornsmusic okay?

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I’m only an organ donor so I can have horcruxes.

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How, after all these years am I just now listening to @jmessersmith ? It’s a dream come true.

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This is my favorite picture to exist @KeithHabs

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ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CARNIVAL NIGHTS send tweet

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Vikings win. Packers lose. Here we go!

[Olivia Madson @_mad_liv_]

I know no one asked, but my current favorite song is “Boris the Spider” by The Who.

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a moment of silence for the lost Russian space geckos 🇷🇺 🌌 🦎

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Trixie and Katya doing tarot readings with Uno cards is the reason I will have my phone off this weekend

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Just so everyone knows, I will not be recovering from @KyleGallner ‘s performance in Smile or my love for him anytime soon. PHE. NOM. E. NAL. Seriously bro, you’re so talented.