maddie!!!

avid exclamation point user

[kylo⸆⸉ @withurexwife]

Me literally 0:01 seconds into ttpd on Friday

[maddie!!! @_maddddiee_]

@CrumblCookies 🖐️ me!

[maddie!!! @_maddddiee_]

@CrumblCookies 🙋🏼‍♀️ it’s my last day

[Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL]

I am Congressman-Elect Maxwell Alejandro Frost and I will be the first member of Generation-Z in the United States Congress.

WE MADE HISTORY!!! Don’t count young people out.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

Imagine this: a person knows a joke involving a car crash. It’s a little crass but often gets a laugh. They’re getting ready to tell it to a new group when they remember that someone in that group lost a family member in a car crash. They refrain from telling the joke. 1/

[maddie!!! @_maddddiee_]

@AmericanAir hi are you gonna replace my damaged luggage your crew literally left a shoe print on and ripped the wheel off of or are y’all’s damaged baggage claim forms just for nothing???

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

i just be in my room losing my fucking mind

[Drew @itslithoe]

I love driving alone cause if the song slaps ima play it 18 times in a row

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Man, smash mouth was so right when they said “the years start comin and they don’t stop comin”

[maddie!!! @_maddddiee_]

gorgeous gorgeous girls mind their own fucking business, girls who worry about themselves instead of what other people are doing are the best girls!

[maddie!!! @_maddddiee_]

also the fact that I have someone quit once a week bc of the customer interactions at Tyson’s…some of y’all need to come get your moms they’re out of control

[maddie!!! @_maddddiee_]

moms on fb be like “this holiday season everyone is short staffed, be kind to those who showed up 😊” then turn around and scream at me because the pair of jeans they’re holding doesn’t could as a skirt to get their bogo half off deal.

[maddie!!! @_maddddiee_]

someone tell me how to convince my bf to get a mullet

[maddie!!! @_maddddiee_]

Covid has gone too far there’s a Baja Blast shortage!!

[maddie!!! @_maddddiee_]

Public service announcement: everyone leave me the fuck alone