Madeline Osterman

University of North Florida • Ecclesiastes 3:11

[pariah carey @carlivickery]

go off alan

[Leo @LeoNego__]

Kids have been optimizing the calculator meta while I was gone

[Emma Tyler @EmmaStoneTyler]

everyone is either
1) sick w the delta variant
2) currently getting engaged this exact second
or
3) in Mykonos

there is no in between

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

as a child, I assumed Martha’s Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

If someone sent me $2000 I think I’d be less stressed

[在上海读书的上海学生 偶尔上海线下 上海兼职 @dd66hydjff]

This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle.
Legendary!

[Luke Cissell @lukecissell]

??????????

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

try the new blue raspberry slushie!

[Matt Turck @mattturck]

Shot on a Shot from a
$700 iPhone $65M fighter
plane

[zoe @zospat]

the way this guy is only gonna get paid leave for endangering this woman and her child

[Lenny Curry @lennycurry]

This morning I joined @FISGlobal to “top off” the latest development in Downtown progress: the new FIS Headquarters!

[Johnny.psd @JohnnySmiley13]

It’s called a Zinger Mountain Melt from Miller’s Ale House. Plz get cultured.

[TB @tylerbennett100]

I hope this little piece of shit gets what’s coming to him in jail. Same with his wannabe gangster middle school friends who think they live in 8 mile but really live in Julington Creek Plantation.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

idc what anyone says, marrying into a good family matters. we always say “they don’t have to like me” but it feels good knowing your in-laws treat you like you’re one of theirs. i don’t like tension so i couldn’t imagine not being welcomed into a space i made a commitment into.

[timmy rizzio (6 handicap while VP) @whatscoochio]

I was Trevor Lawrence’s accounting tutor in college. Distinctly remember explaining LIFO (last in, first out) inventory accounting to him for over an hour. Now he’s about to make 50M and I still am a cube monkey