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[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

i take no pleasure reporting this, but scientists have found a crazier frog

[. @SuiNeltwork]

elon musk just took a giant shit here @elonmusk

[. @SuiNeltwork]

stinky af bro

[Savannah Keyes @SavannahKeyes]

maybe 2020 will be like a mullet and the back half will be a party

[Global Edmonton @GlobalEdmonton]

Raw video from an anti-racism rally taking over downtown Edmonton streets Friday, where in a show of solidarity Edmonton police took a knee and participated in a moment of silence with peaceful protesters shortly before 11 p.m.
#BlackLivesMatter #yeg #yegdt

[CHAYCE🪐 @chaycemonet_]

HI IM CELLULITE SALLY. LOOK AT MY HUGE BADONKEY. OH & DONT FORGET ME. IM BACKFAT BETTY. NOW WHO COULDVE SAID THAT?? OH YEAH, ITS TINA THE TALKING TUMMY.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well well well, how the turntables.

[mk @_madi_k]

@_leah______ Be quicker driving to the Red Deer one

[mk @_madi_k]

alberta: Alberta golf courses should receive an exemption from mandated business closures - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/8OzWvJlzk9 via @CdnChange

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is McMesmerizing (via ig:brokenjuggler)

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

Is this church gonna whoop Jesus’s ass?

[Will Middlebrooks @middlebrooks]

I feel like I’m 16 again... gas is cheap and I’m grounded.

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

Can’t wait to explain Zoom hangovers to my kids

[mk @_madi_k]

I want to get stuck in an elevator with Derek Shepard