madigan

❁ always an angel, never a god ❁

[madigan @_madigann]

How is this real life!

[madigan @_madigann]

Met some of my boyfriends out of town best friends last night and accidentally hustled them in bowling, do you think they hate me

[madigan @_madigann]

I took a picture of my boyfriend on my film camera today and said it’s gonna turn out so cute and he goes “hinge cute??” and I said “obituary cute”

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

When I see women take pics of their boyfriends alone in a setting Im like DONT DO IT hes gonna use it for his dating apps when he breaks up with you

[madigan @_madigann]

Just realized that my bf is ruled by the sun and I am ruled by the moon I luv himmmmmmm

[madigan @_madigann]

At the point in my relationship where he has realized that I have a thrifting problem so I remove all the price tags before he comes over

[madigan @_madigann]

If anyone sees me outside after they’ve heard me say I can’t spend any money ever again, please understand that my man does not let me open my wallet and that I am still not spending money lmfao

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

i’d rather be an outspoken annoying woke bitch than a complacent non-political can’t form an opinion for themselves weirdo anyday

[regan kelly @midwestern_baby]

you guys were getting groomed on kik, i was in a kik groupchat doing competitive anorexia with a bunch of russian women i met on tumblr

[madigan @_madigann]

Having a man that just automatically problem solves and takes care of anything I’m stressed about without me asking him to is genuinely the most amazing thing to ever happen to me

[madigan @_madigann]

Man read my favorite book and sent me a whole page of his thoughts and notes on it, nothing has ever been hotter

[madigan @_madigann]

This man was literally throwing rocks at my window last night and told me that when he talks about me to others he refers to me as his girlfriend. But we’re not dating. Okay.

[madigan @_madigann]

Hey so turns out that full time school while working full time/running a business when you’re an easily overwhelmed and forgetful person is actually really hard

[madigan @_madigann]

I thought that getting dogs 6 years apart would mean that I wouldn’t have to deal with simultaneous senior dog problems but they are chihuahuas which means the last 10 years of their lives cost a million dollars and are full of health problems

[madigan @_madigann]

My advice to anyone going thru a divorce is actually drag it out instead of taking the high road or else you’ll be out thousands of dollars that a bitch said they’d pay you but won’t

[madigan @_madigann]

People try and call me out about calling like 8 people my best friend but I’m sorry that you guys just don’t love as deeply as I do!!!!!

[madigan @_madigann]

Ah yes the yearly game of “have I ever owned a snow brush or did I merely imagine it last winter?”

[madigan @_madigann]

Dropping off and picking up your situationship from therapy is crazy work and yet here I am 🤪🤪🤪

[madigan @_madigann]

I need Spotify to let me make folders for playlists. Let me organize further. Please

[madigan @_madigann]

Situationship so bad that I’m listening to Tate McRae

[madigan @_madigann]

One time my ex ate my filet while we were still living together and I’ve never come closer to full on swinging on that man

[Dear Ashley... @asj519]

There’s an interesting convo on TikTok right now of how men weaponize food against women: the cooking, the gluttonous overeating and being inconsiderate, etc etc. Women are sharing stories of the men around them eating up food in the home with no consideration of others. Whew.

[madigan @_madigann]

I bought a new iPad solely because it wasn’t letting me log into Spotify on my old iPad and now it’s letting me so I just have two iPads for no reason