maddie 🌙

woowoo shit

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

(Open this for thread of cats being extremely helpful around the office.)

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

a proactive question: is it okay to tell your boss that you’re hungover?

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

men are so wildly uninteresting it’s criminal

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

@dresstothenine @Gaylor_Is_Real it’s not that you were just weird as hell

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

@_nicolealyssa if you want to listen to something completely useless but wildly entertaining and problematic: the bitch bible

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

i couldn’t tell you why but i stay picking up freelance projects at the bar so i will now be considering getting drunk a business venture thank you

[Diva Alert @dresstothenine]

@_madisonliz No but I think that when you speak

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

do you guys ever say something that seemed completely appropriate in your head and then the words come out n you instantly think “that’s the rudest fucking thing anyone has ever said”

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

@dresstothenine can you take just *one* day off from being yourself?

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

forever asking anyone the most invasive questions bc if we aren’t learning from each other then what’s the point??

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

@hayzollars someone needs to start keeping tabs on andrew

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

wellness check on the dudes playing disc golf in antioch today bc they clearly don’t value the difference between life and death

[Shame Spiral Podcast @podshamespiral]

first ep w @AmandaSeyfried up now! we talk OCD, motherhood, childhood mistakes & more. link in bio ♥️

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

@gianna_elysse deactivate your account

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

@mariahgbilia kyle said “excuse me while i go FUCK myself real quick”

[trash jones @jzux]

friends will be like “this made me think of you” and then send you the most fucked up thing you’ve ever seen in your life

[sara lebow 🫡 @SlebowSays]

madison is such a beautiful name for a square garden

[maybe: agnes @maybeagnes]

being a trinket person is all fun + games until it’s time to move

[maddie 🌙 @_madisonliz]

i did not witness anyone at the scene but i hope that at least one person *did* see me walk into a wall and start bleeding in front of my office building