mady simmers

[danlet @evildanevil]

I dont play about bed time

[Nittany Lion @NittanyLion]

I smell roses 🌹

[Shaynah ✨ @NahNahBad]

So if Keke Palmer is pregnant by Darius Jackson (her bf) that means she can name her child True Jackson fr

[gill @contactabrother]

when he pours me another shot thinking im about to get freaky but im about to start talking in my british accent

[Reed4Speed @reedbartonmusic]

Gretchen Wilson : let me get a big hell yeah from the redneck girls like me !

6 year old me : Hell YEAH

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

daddy yankee wouldn’t approve of these gasolina prices

[777🪬 @ireneesaantos]

yo: me duele la espalda y no sé de qué
también yo durmiendo:

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Harry’s House. Out now.

[J @janaieneida]

Stop pouring into people who do not pour into you

[best harry pics @hstylespics]

“is it me? am i the drama?”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Barley. He’s a Beanie Baby for Halloween. Missing a leg so his stuffing was coming out. 14/10 very clever sir

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Im never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

[☪︎ @Iushwrld]

y’all

[nat @ncm0611]

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[tiff @tiffohsnapp]

Thinking you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia fucking soul.

[ray⋆｡⁷♚ @rayshonest]

its always "wyd" and “idd,ikyc,nac,iicdtwycdt” 🙄

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Today, as I was sworn in, I held in my jacket pocket copies of the ships’ manifests recorded at Ellis Island when my Great Grandfather Israel arrived in 1911 and my Great Grandmother Annie arrived in 1913.

A century later, their great grandson was elected to the U.S. Senate.