mae

[mae @_maecol]

I don’t even have to halter train the boys. They let me put their harness on & they’re just like ◡̈ oh okay ◡̈

[mae @_maecol]

Reading in public is only performative to illiterate retards

[mae @_maecol]

@MOTHERMAGE I hope ur doing well 🫶🏻

[mae @_maecol]

There is nothing in the world that can convince me to download another different fuck ass social media app

[mae @_maecol]

1 year ago vs. today

[mae @_maecol]

@mangogurI A dream

[말랭이 @malrang_s_]

새끼 오리 완전 바보 멍충이임
물 같은거 보이면 일단 들어가서 맨날 꼬질해져

[mae @_maecol]

Your prefrontal cortex develops n all of a sudden ur eating an ungodly amount of cottage cheese every week

[mae @_maecol]

That girl who ran would have never heard from me again 😂

[mae @_maecol]

If there was a natural disaster n I had to choose between Dasani or Diet Coke I’m skipping out the store with the 0 calorie soda

[mae @_maecol]

I already know he has the most regulated nervous system

[James Vincent @jjvincent]

went to visit a friend who’s a ceramicist and works in a studio with no phone signal in a tiny yorkshire village. he doesn’t listen to podcasts or music, only occasionally uses the radio, and when I asked him what he thinks about all day he just said “well, pots mostly”

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Just learned there's an official note in my dog's vet file that says "a very sweet boy" and I may never stop crying.

[mae @_maecol]

Celebrating 2 years w/ this chonky girl 🐽

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Two cows spotted their owner coming home and hopped over to greet him just like oversized dogs.

[mae @_maecol]

Landlords will see a work of art like this n throw a vinyl marble backsplash on the wall

[runa @abtmishaw]

KOK BISA YA KAMAR MANDI SELUCU INI 😭🍓🍵

[mae @_maecol]

This guy is def a Jewish op

[Richard Cheese @dickcheese999]

for those who didnt believe me

[mae @_maecol]

I can’t be out enjoying myself if there’s a possibility that my animals are @ home wondering where I am or why their dinner is late

[mae @_maecol]

Insufferable behavior

[mauro henri @xtinohenri]

a irmã do noivo passou anos longe e decidiu reaparecer justamente durante a cerimônia do casamento dele

[mae @_maecol]

Losing jewelry makes me want to drop a manifesto n become an international threat

[mae @_maecol]

My neighbor brought me some beets & fresh veggies from her garden n I was like r they gonna give us diarrhea? ;) & she was like what no? And I guess that’s how she found out abt the parasite going around