Mae

I post on social media and I write about posts on social media ••• #GMUhockey | formerly @nbcswashington / @nhlnetwork / @mlbnetwork social

[Mae @_maeflowers]

closeup of Thomas Bryant's dunk in the wrong basket.... yikes #WizMagic

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[eman 🇵🇸🍁 @pieceofjuno]

i guess we’ll never know

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

This is deadass the funniest video I’ve ever seen

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Me: Congrats to the NHL on the end of another fun season...

Friend: But the Knights and Canes are...

Me: I SAID CONGRATS ON THE END OF THE NHL SEASON

[David Scott @davoscott]

"Carter Hart is not a conquering hero who overcame adversity. He is a liar who abused his privilege and legal protection to obstruct justice. He is allowed to continue his career, and we are allowed to remind him of his abhorrent behaviour."

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

happy may 7th to all who celebrate

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

PA Governor Josh Shapiro letting everybody know he is a Flyers fan and not a Penguins fan

[zach @zjlaing]

players after every whistle in the nhl playoffs

[goma @soigomaa]

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through underground networks. where octopuses dream. where elephants return to the bones of their dead and stand over them in silence. where bees communicate through dance, showing each other where to fly. where flowers bloom...where crows remember human faces -especially those who were cruel to them - and pass that memory on to their young. where ants build entire cities. where cats purr at a frequency that can help heal bones. where forests, after fires, grow flowers first.

[clips finnerty @bobbyfinnerty2]

I have a friend who plays hockey but hardly follows NHL. I was with him once and someone asked us "how many goals per season is good for the NHL?"

My friend goes "like 50." I said no way, 50 wins the Rocket. He says "Ovi hits 50 like every year"

We're spoiled by the GOAT in DC

[TK🍉| non hr comms open @CrazySadAzn]

let me introduce you to my pal devin cooley

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

Dylan Strome recalls his first impression of Alexander Ovechkin: “That summer, before the preseason started, I was at the rink getting some work in with the guys. It was great meeting everyone and the staff were amazing to me. But I remember everyone kind of saying under their breath, like, I think he’s coming in today. He might be here today. He should be here soon.

I was just like, Who?

And then Ovi busts in. Huge smile on his face. Looking like the happiest guy on the planet. He walked around the gym and just gave everybody the biggest hug. And, I don’t know man, he’s just bigger than life. He sets the tone. He’s Ovi.

Surreal gets used too much. But that’s the word. I remember being a kid and just being amazed by him. The smoke visor. The yellow wax laces. The jersey flying in the wind. The goal on his back. Kissing the fingers and pointing to the sky. I remember when he scored his 50th of the season in March 2009. My neighbor was actually at that game down in Tampa and she came back a few days later and ran over to our house to tell us about it. She put a stick down on the ground and did his ‘Stick on Fire’ celly. She’s bouncing around, heating her hands on the stick. We were all cracking up.

He was just that guy, right? Bigger than the game, in a way.” https://t.co/ixvWiU7LGu

@stromer19 | @ovi8 | @Capitals | @NHL

[Maya🇵🇸🇱🇧 @ilyasamsHOEnov]

Hutsons reaction when he realizes he could have passed to little pro for his first NHL goal is killing me he was so upset 😭😭 #ALLCAPS

[izzy @nyiphobic]

there’s a non zero chance that ur teams best skater may still believe in the easter bunny

[tired ass showgirl @bruhvechkin]

always

[🦢 @damnidc__]

I just overheard a woman say
"I'm not being mean. I'm just not actively making you comfortable."
... and I'll be using that line forever