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[Extra Strength Tylenol 🏴‍☠️ @MissesDread]

Looks like the red wave was actually just some mid-cycle spotting.

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Day light savings is a real bummer, bro

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These new socks from Aldi are 🔥

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

good morning

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Spent the eve of my birthday visiting the chiropractor #thirty is #hurty

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Aggressively doing everyday tasks so I feel like I’m in my own ASMR video

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Saw the best Halloween decoration today. Winner goes to the person who put lil skeletons atop their pink lawn flamingos.

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Libra

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Libra szn~~

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Wtf is Hulu doing not letting me watch real housewives 😞😞

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Kevin just referred to women who are “synced up” as “Flo Ridas”

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Ew why is it still hot out

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@Rai_Done I twisted my ankle walking 😞

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It’s a three cup coffee day

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Also, get boosted friends!

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Whoever came up with the headline “allow us to reintro-boost ourselves” on @theskimm today deserves a raise

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Quiet quitting is actually just having healthy boundaries… It’s okay to close up 5 and have a life. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

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Have you ever heard four kids (under ten) quoting, “oh no. the table… it’s broken” on repeat? 10/10 don’t recommend.

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@kevlafcor Yeah we don’t like them boooo packers

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

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