Rachel from friends

shut up, I love you you're my best friend

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

"You fuck with artists, but you get fucked by art"

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

@WildHartPaper @DannyCalise @WarOnWarOff @lil_yenta That is Leo Voloshin. I used to work for them, They treat their employees like garbage, and then give you a bad review all over town when you quit because you can’t take it anymore.

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

@askmadewell why does your live chat not work? Also why does my birthday promo code never work?

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

“Don’t wear your good shoes to the frat party” - moms drunk advice

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

@DrunkCuseFan @RealJayWilliams Let’s talk about how the announcers only talked about Zion...when Frank pulled out a 28 point game for Syracuse. Who cares about his 13/13

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

@Cuse_MBB good game tonight. Unlike the announcer i see your effort. Howard you had just as big of a game as Zion, and I know you’ll go into the dance ready to fight.

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

@espn why don’t you have announcers that discuss both teams or rather someone besides Zion Williamson. Frank Howard has 28 points tonight a mere one point less than Zion. We need unbiased announcers.

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

@instagram You’re not back my account still doesn’t work. Please fix this

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

Just smoked a blunt in an restricted endangered species area by accident

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

@gracie7blondell Steve is Hurting he appreciates you

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

@KristieKrab Yo y’all glowed upppppp my queennnnsss

[moody mike @MikeGonzaKelly]

😂😂😂 DOUBLE DOINK!!!!!

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

@sarahowelll Awww I’m so sorry b

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

I don’t use twitter anymore because I’m extremely happy now and I was never really that funny to begin with.

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

Everytime josh comments on my cooking

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

I often think about the time Oprah did a cooking segment with a woman whose chicken recipe won $1 million, and Oprah's jaw dropped when she tasted it and realized the lady didn't even add seasoning

[conner @connerhallmark]

Dinner date didn’t go as planned

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

@lacilynnh Girlfriend CAM AND I ARE GOING! Is i the March one? Double date. I bought so much fringe

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

I would say this sums it up:

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

@sarahowelll Those views

[Rachel from friends @_magic_martha_]

I’ve been with this boy for 9 months. He’s so silly and makes me so happy 💕