nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷

mom of 3 🫧| 27 | virgo🌾| furmama❤️| 🌛divinely protected🌜

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

I never thought I'd lose my sister at 28. I thought we were going to grieve our mother together but instead we are grieving my sister and shit isn't fair and it's unnatural and I fucking hate it

[Alisa the Writer 🐢 @the_alisa_renee]

Talking to myself on this app > going viral on this app

[soogsx @soogz1]

i hate girls with big t!ts. all they do is take cute selfies with their ginormous mommy milkers taking up half the screen and i’m sick of it. if any girls with big t!ts reply to this tweet i’ll be very mad so don’t do it! 😡

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

Booooooo u whore

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Bob's my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

I have been looking for my car keys for 4 hours now 🙃🙃🙃

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

Her make the biscuits

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

Mom got drunk at the Ren faire 🐉🩵

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

@bratphomette Not the paci in her mouth

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

sexual assault is never funny.

using rape as a method of conveying what happened in a sporting event is pathetic and repulsive.

and the fact that he drew the polar bear as a crying female says a whole hell of a lot about ryan and reinforces why women carry the fear we do.

[troy @not_troy_bolton]

“can I be a bitch for a second?”

girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

And I'm pissed at the government

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

The prettiest man loves to nap in the flower bed

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

I work at a marijuana grow. Saturday is 4/20. A holiday in this industry. We are getting paid to sit at home and smoke weed. It's like a dream come true 🤣

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

@aaronreading We thought it was the whole ass computer at first but luckily it is just the monitor and we have extra TV's so I'm playing on a bigger screen and not too mad lol

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

Of COURSE the day after I drop $100 on the sims my husband accidentally breaks my fucking computer 🥴😭💔

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

He figured out how to fix it for rn and getting me my own laptop for mother's day lmao 🤣

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

Of COURSE the day after I drop $100 on the sims my husband accidentally breaks my fucking computer 🥴😭💔

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

@aaronreading Sliding desk across the room and the whole monitor fell 😭 we were both in tears lmfao

[nikki✨🐦‍⬛🩷 @_magicmomma]

I suck at switching the wash to the dryer. I have to set a timer on my phone or I'll forget 🙄