✨maggie is feeling bejeweled✨

splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless, excellent fun til you get to know her

[✨maggie is feeling bejeweled✨ @_magtastic_]

getting a lil sad you know what that means

[amber ≡≡≡≡≡≡☆ @lizmitchellcore]

If I was rich I’d take all my LOST friends out to hawaii so we can all pretend we in the show and pay michael emerson to act like ben and manipulate us while we are on the island

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"you're sick for wishing death on someone"

charlie kirk😭:

[✨maggie is feeling bejeweled✨ @_magtastic_]

getting shushed at work 🔪🔪🔪💣💣💣🧨🧨🧨💣💣💣🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🔪🔪🔪🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨💣💣💣💣💣💣

[anna @ikeaduvet]

what i want for lunch doesn’t exist yet

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Expected my family to chew me out this morning bc I ate all our cans of Who Hash last night but luckily we were also robbed by the Grinch last night so I blamed him for taking the Who Hash and my stupid Who family totally bought it LET’S GOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[ginny ☁️ ceo of yours truly ! @raindropsloki]

me the second i step in the theatre on wicked day

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

My agenda today:

• Vote
• Drag Show
• Abortion at lunch
• Vote again
• Sex change in a prison bathroom
• Put tampons in the men's room
• Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift
• Eat pets for dinner in Springfield
• Take "illegals" to vote

[chrissy @humananimegirl]

Kamala Harris has announced that, if elected, she will not only ban situationships… she will criminalize it and advocate for the death penalty for anyone who engages in a “situationship”!!! BIG step as a nation for sure

[✨maggie is feeling bejeweled✨ @_magtastic_]

sometimes a date is so bad you start drafting a memoir

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

[✨maggie is feeling bejeweled✨ @_magtastic_]

accidentally having a bridget jones autumn

[✨maggie is feeling bejeweled✨ @_magtastic_]

playing stardew valley with a friend and he went to sleep in my cabin is that flirting

[✨maggie is feeling bejeweled✨ @_magtastic_]

we are so unbelievably back

[✨maggie is feeling bejeweled✨ @_magtastic_]

calling out of work tomorrow to grieve this wuthering heights casting😔

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

#Lost premiered 20 years ago today.

[✨maggie is feeling bejeweled✨ @_magtastic_]

my friend read my writing and laughed out loud at my joke