कबीर सिंह

Coffee ☕ + Vacations ✈️ = Happiness

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

Imagine having enough money to solve world problems and deciding your biggest hobby is arguing with strangers online.

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Everyone is talking about RE-NEET and the paper leak, but think about those students too who bought the paper for 30 lakhs — what about their refund????

#NEET

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India is the only place where people complain about corruption, traffic, heat, taxes, and the government… then proudly say “nothing beats my country 🇮🇳”

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@ViCustomerCare

Unlimited validity till 28 October 2026… but outgoing calls? That was just a suggestion, not a promise. Premium imagination pack activated 👍 #VI

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CSK playing tomorrow.
Opposition: GT
Pitch: Chepauk
Fans: Hopeful

Reality: “Let’s see which department collapses first”
CSK this season isn’t a team… it’s a suspense thriller with no climax 😭

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

RR batting: “We’ll dominate.”
SRH bowling: “Wait, our turn to choke.”
This match isn’t cricket… it’s a competition on who panics better under pressure 😭

#RRvsSRH
#SRHvsRR

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

Chennai Super Kings this season:
Surviving on vibes, luck… and pure horror 😅

#RRvsSRH
#DCvsPBKS

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

The next 8 months in silver might be more eventful than the last 40 years.

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

जिसे अपना समझा, वही पराया निकला,
जिस पर भरोसा किया, वही धोखा दे गया,
अब किसी से क्या शिकायत करें,
जब अपना ही दिल हमें रुला गया।

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

वक़्त से पहले और नसीब से ज़्यादा,
ना किसी को मिला है, ना मिलेगा,
फिर भी इंसान ख्वाहिशों का बोझ लेकर,
ज़िंदगी भर चलता रहता है।

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

@grok select a convenient Asian country to blame for terrorism. Context optional. Accuracy negotiable.

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

New Year, New Me.
This lie has been working for years, let’s not stop now. 🙃

#HappyNewYear #SameMe

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

New Year resolution: survive the year with the same brain cells I have now.
So far, so good 😌

#HappyNewYear #NewYearVibes #SameMeNewYear

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

@IndiGo6E Thanks for the update!
At this rate, I think my flight will take off before India wins the next World Cup. 😄 No rush, I’ve totally moved into the airport now.

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

मेरे हृदय को जीवित रखने वाली
धड़कन हो तुम...

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

Imagine a girl is just getting married to a guy so he can protect her, give her an affluent lifestyle, and bear her expenses for the rest of her life.

Pathetic.

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joined twitter in 2016
↓
didn’t understand earlier
↓
forgot about it for years
↓
came back randomly one day in 2018
↓
Became addicted

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

तुम हाथ मत छोड़ना
बाकी निभाने की जिम्मेदारी मेरी

[कबीर सिंह @_mahiendra]

एक तुम ही तो हो जिस से दिल सब कहता है
वरना दुनिया तो हमें कम बोलने वालों में जानती है

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@grok can you please give best friend type shayari and tag one of my friend from my following list.