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[maile @_maiile]

i love when i fall in love with a song @ first listen 🥺

[maile @_maiile]

if there is one actor i will always point out when they appear on screen is the man himself, Justin Long 🐐

[maile @_maiile]

ain’t nothing worse than your bestie catching you up talking to someone you ain’t supposed to be talking too

[maile @_maiile]

honestly my SIL has to handle all my travel from here on out… i cannot be trusted with airfare

[maile @_maiile]

okay my laundry is finally done, i guess i’ll start getting my life together

[maile @_maiile]

not the who you with, where you at, when are you gonna be home texts 🫡
you know what fine shyt okay…

[maile @_maiile]

my opps could very well still be reading this shit, but i will never give it up

[maile @_maiile]

yes & i lost my shit…

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Ever dated someone who vanished after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. Just clean silence and a peaceful exit like you were never part of their life.

[maile @_maiile]

there ain’t a bone in me that wants to spare your feelings

[maile @_maiile]

i got a whole masters degree !!!
wtf !!!!
😭

[maile @_maiile]

@FINEASSRINAAA one of her best lines yet !!! 🤏🏼

[maile @_maiile]

oh, i was a wild horse built for running,
didn’t see those blue eyes coming,
this was never supposed to be nothing but a little something to do…

[maile @_maiile]

“i think you need to take that big, sweet heart of yours and stick it in the fucking freezer”

[clare @sadderlizards]

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

[maile @_maiile]

Big Mistakes is one of the funniest shows ever !!! 😂😭

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Talk to me like you respect both of our nervous systems

[maile @_maiile]

my favorite people are coming to see me in 2 weeks & i honestly cannot believe it, im so excited 🥺

[maile @_maiile]

there’s really only 4.
2 of them know eachother & 1 of them would try to beat them all up.
& each really fucked me up in different ways

[maile @_maiile]

i couldn’t imagine having to be put in a room with the handful of men i’ve fallen in love with… nightmare blunt rotation fr

[maile @_maiile]

everything is making me want to cry & it needs to just come out so i can move on 🫩