kim k

where’s the DC?

[kim k @_makima]

Someone tell @joolaaay to stop doing the stanky leg in the library.

[kim k @_makima]

@benk121 It wouldn’t be 2020 without some disappointment tho

[kim k @_makima]

The fact that I made it through 2020 without getting a dog is truly shocking

[kim k @_makima]

me rn *now from the top, make it drop*

[kim k @_makima]

Having anxiety and having WAP stuck on repeat in my head is a real fun combo.

[kim k @_makima]

@willfranklyn Whaaaa so proud D!

[kim k @_makima]

I emailed the governor last week asking for San Onofre Beach to be opened for surfing and this week it opened. I’m not saying I got the beach opened but I’m also not not saying that. 🙌🏼

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

If I can’t win, no one can😤
🎥 IG aussie_spot

[kim k @_makima]

How passive aggressive would it be to leave a couples counseling business card on my upstairs neighbors door because every night from 1 to 3 am for the past month they scream at each other 🤷🏼‍♀️

[kim k @_makima]

@PaperbackW @survivorcbs No I’m only on season 22 lol so I’ve got a ways to go but I’ve heard the one on now is good!

[kim k @_makima]

Should I go on @survivorcbs tho? That would have passed this quarantine time so much better and I think I’d win tbh.

[kim k @_makima]

@PaperbackW @survivorcbs Lol I just started watching it for the first time a month ago so I need your mentoring

[kim k @_makima]

@juliaaaademott @survivorcbs Lol that’s all I need. Perf I’ll do it

[kim k @_makima]

I’m going to be brunette by the time this is over.

[tarte cosmetics @tartecosmetics]

Barb: “he’s going to have to fail to succeed”
#thebachelor

[kim k @_makima]

K but Taylor as a man is twins with @ScottDisick

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Alongside every great (the) man is a team of hardworking creatives who made this thing happen. Bill Corso & his incredible team and I have worked together before, turning me into a zombie.. but convincing a significant amount of people I was a dude is our crowning achievement.

[kim k @_makima]

@britfunk83 SAME

[Anthony 👹 Lady Gaga News @antpats2]

This guy challenged strangers to ‘finish the lyrics’ and this woman passing by started belting out Shallow like she was performing at the Oscars, literally flawless 😭

📹: Kevin Freshwater

[kim k @_makima]

I need a puppy