Auchi Boy

Fully licensed Architect MINA || 3d Visualiser (Bsc, Msc) || Realtor || EDINANDPEOPLE || 🏀❤️

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

@Kinglamarr___ @salamfvr 😂😂

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

A lot of people don’t know this!

[The mechanic @autocareplusng]

One thing people need to understand is that AC gas is designed to last the lifetime of the car.

If your AC stops cooling properly, it usually means there’s a leak somewhere in the system either small or major.

A tiny leak? You could refill the gas and drive for years without issues.

A major leak? The cooling can disappear within days.

That’s why proper AC repairs can be expensive. A good AC technician won’t just refill the gas they’ll run a leak test to locate and fix the actual problem.

[Cleopatra | Seduce Her 💋 @SeduceCleopatra]

My husband forgot our anniversary again. Third year in a row.

I didn't say anything. Just handed him his gift. A watch. The one he pointed at in the mall last month.

He smiled. Hugged me. Said I was the best wife in the world.

Then he reached into his pocket and handed me…

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Ọdịlị Martins 🪔 @oneman_official]

Years back.

My guy won 32,000.

He used 1k to buy 10 liters put for his papa car.

The papa had traveled for two days so we wanted to use the car cruise.

As he put the car on Reverse, he hit a wall and the rear light broke.

He engaged to drive and hit the front grill on a tree.

Omo, I got down and ran.

He, himself jeje park the car and travelled back to school.

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

6 of 6 done alhamdulillah

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

This one touch me 🙄

[Kay 🪔 @PiousGeek]

Dem Ikhwa with 450k monthly take home don’t even have one wife, Aliyu should start a masterclass 😭😂

[Your Favourite Black guy 😋 @Sammie_afo]

Honestly I don’t know what to do right now and I don’t know if this helps, but please if there’s anyway you can help me I will really appreciate it.
I lost my bag on my way to Abuja from Osun state today, and all my credentials are inside, if I don’t get it before next weekend I

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

A real OG right here

[Rev. Emeke. 🪐 🇵🇹🇫🇷 @ichieEmy]

There’s nothing you want to say to me. I’ll only take ₦45m out of my money to buy a Chinese or Nigerian made car when I have nothing else to buy. ₦45m can get me a foreign used Mercedes E63s 🫵🏾🫵🏾 and you’re saying I should use it to buy slow cars? E bami gbe V8 biturbo AMG yen wa.

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

SMH

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

I don't see the problem here.

His wife would have started cheating and disrespecting him if she had contributed her own money to the family.

Someone needs to tell the man that oDoGwU does not lament or cry over his wife's money. He needs to fix up.

His wife did nothing wrong.

[jayel @jayel_fara]

there already is one against MTN. my dad initiated a class action lawsuit for all Nigerian subscribers to the network. i'll upload the documents in a sec

[Edin and People Limited @edinandpeople]

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[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

At this point if you buy a Range Rover, you don’t like yourself

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

I’ll be fuming and it’s worse when one of your parents and you can’t just vex leave

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Sending me on an errand that requires constant communication with you, and then suddenly, when I get there, you stop picking up your calls.

I can’t act or make a decision without hearing from you, so I end up sitting and waiting while calling you repeatedly for several minutes.

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

😂😂 nooo this is wrong and funny 😂😂

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

My mum was scammed 400k but my dad is just laughing because she has always been telling him that she has no money, like nothing at all 😂😂😂

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

My best friend said exactly this to me, he said especially those who weren’t ready for retirement

[Die Hard @jassjegs]

Special feelings keh, the first one week will look awkward. The first two days you will wake up bath and almost get dressed before realizing you're no more in the system 😁

Before you get used to your immediate environment as a civilian will take some time.

[Abuja Rambo 🇳🇬 @frankedyozie]

I Don come Again Ooo..
We've got many other stuffs for sale.
°. Dining set 410k
°. Out door set 360k
°. 9kv generator 760k
With remote control like that of your car Keys.
°. ⁴/6 Semi orthopedic Vita foam Mattrass 160k only.
Help me RT for my client to 👀
#AbujaTwitterCommunity

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

@Abu_Mikey Honestly 😂

[Auchi Boy @_mal33k]

This is exactly what came to my head when I saw her tweet

[Hydra @XBrianDennis]

You only began to show concern when you contributed for the TV.

The other 2 times, you couldn’t give a damn.

[Hydra @XBrianDennis]

You only began to show concern when you contributed for the TV.

The other 2 times, you couldn’t give a damn.