Mal

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[Mal @_mal____]

Me eating dinner with my ENTIRE fam:

My 3 yr old niece, out of nowhere: Hey Nana... do you got rings on your boobs like aunt Mal?

[Mal @_mal____]

@__z4kk I literally had it once and have been searching for absinthe ever since so I can recreate it

[Mal @_mal____]

@jmoneydollars LOVE this for u

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[Mal @_mal____]

There’s been so many accidents this summer that I get genuinely stomach sick every time one of my family members is driving on the highway

[Mal @_mal____]

@jmoneydollars So so so good!!! Blows my mind a bit that Elizabeth Moss acts in it but in real life she is part of the Scientology cult tho

[Mal @_mal____]

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[AJ+ @ajplus]

A wildfire in Yosemite National Park doubled in size this weekend and threatens 500+ giant sequoias.

The trees adapted to survive fires and can live for millennia, but the climate crisis and drought now make them vulnerable. About 14,000 have been destroyed by fires since 2020.

[Mal @_mal____]

Lmao just forced Devon to make a tiktok. Will truly cackle if someone took a video of us attempting that

[Mal @_mal____]

I want a prescription for my basic skincare so I can fit it all in my carry-on. Is that a thing lmao

[Mal @_mal____]

How is sunscreen not considered a medical necessity for TSA

[Mal @_mal____]

Anyone else get a little triggered when they hear Jigs and Reels and then you remember that you’re actually 24 and don’t have to go to church

[Mal @_mal____]

For the men who may be thinking the government’s interference with womens’ bodily autonomy is not their problem…. Do you realize how much child support you are going to end up paying?????

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

A reminder that the same lawmakers who say gun laws won't stop gun violence believe abortion laws will stop abortion. #RoeVWade

[Mal @_mal____]

I simply cannot imagine wasting my evening in an auditorium watching ppl I don’t know, from different programs, walk across the stage. ESPECIALLY when I’ve been graduated and already working for 2 years. All I want are the pics with my friends lol

[Mal @_mal____]

What are the odds I will be allowed to dress up in my cap and gown to get cute pictures with my friends and then promptly ditch before the ceremony

[Mal @_mal____]

Omg cringing so hard rn because I randomly remembered I went on a date 5 years ago and legitimately threw the bowling ball backwards

[Mal @_mal____]

I 👏love 👏Gabby👏

[Mal @_mal____]

Just found out my dad has had Facebook for months

[Mal @_mal____]

@redemptionskunk Also a great one to add to the line up

[Mal @_mal____]

Love having an abundance of beverages when going to bed. Tonight’s line up: red wine, peppermint tea, and water