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A sea hag that washed ashore in the 1700s and has been preserved in jelly | views are my own | she/her

[cassie 𝄞 @keepitcassiie]

being ugly in public makes me feel bad like im so fucking sorry guys😭😭dont look at me

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should make a Zofran Vape

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

once you turn 20 this just becomes the cycle of your life

[Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium @PghZoo]

They grow up so fast! Our little lion cub is making big strides as she is starting to eat meatballs! We captured the moment as she tried her first one. She’s obviously a big fan because she later stole her mom’s bone. Learn more about the cub here: https://t.co/A1V1JsgrU3

[mikey @enbyslayer]

miranda just being hungover as shit here is killing meeeeeeee

[mel @melflower_art]

coming out of an abortion clinic and throwing this at protesters

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

You get treated better at work when you. blow dry your Hair

[miia @miiagarro]

well that's not very in love with me of you

[on some me shit @hater494]

When u turn the ac on and the skinny ppl start shivering>>>

[mel @killinurvibe]

gonna hire an intimacy coordinator for my life

[mal @_mal_content]

@mnwild HOLLLLYYYYYYYYYY SHIT

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

THAT'S. A. WILD. WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

hold me

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*drags my fat body away wetly*

[nu @erasednigga]

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is out of their fucking minds.