Bob Ross 🐑

10/10 Dentists Recommend

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Guy who preheats the microwave

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Heat isn't real, no matter how high the temperature I just open my window like an inch for the placebo cooling then boil to death in my room

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Genuinely if Starmer doesn't resign and fights for his premiership till they kick him out I'd probably start to like him more.

Show the people you have balls Kier please

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Contender for my worst tweet of the year. I apologise

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Getting shot but the bullet just pokes my appendix so I get a little hard

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Gotta start saying my clothes are "in the shop" instead of in the wash

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Getting shot but the bullet just pokes my appendix so I get a little hard

[scotty ꩜ COMMS OPEN! @undeadromxnce]

i wonder if any other organs can make you feel pleasure by touching them and we just wouldn’t know because nobodies ever tried it

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

I'm on twitter enough to become a reply guy but I won't

My style consists of shit posts and quote retweets

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Are they pedophiles again or something?

[🥚ࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨ @cubist_castle]

DO NOT DO THE WORDLE

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

AND I WAS RIGHT BY THE WAY

The last four months are literally just 7th month, 8th month, 9th month, 10th month. They ain't even named after emperors or gods or some cool shit. (January and February were actually added last)

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

People thought I was weird for saying the last few months are ass because they weren't really named after anything

[hamish @chantalAkerstan]

gay guys have opinions on things nobody’s ever imagined having an opinion on before

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Mark my words they'll probably find some uber vulnerability with bluetooth peripherals and I'll be safe because I hate having to charge my shit

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

I discovered both Konosuba's Darkness and Brigitte from Overwatch in the same 6 month period and I don't know which one started my thing for strong women with armour

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Quote tweet has nothing to do with it but it was the inspiration

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Saying "Should I pause it" if someone has to leave midway through a film in the cinema

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

It’s anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don’t have to pause it

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Nugget. Fucking. Biscuit.

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

"I need to blow my nose"

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Like why are you online it's 2 in the morning bro

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Just spent an hour and a half mining a huge hole in a Minecraft server to kill someone in and the victim joins like 5 minutes before I was finished

Killing myself instead

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

None of us have moved in like 10 minutes. They're both dressed the same too.

The FBI may be after me instead

[Bob Ross 🐑 @_malcolmsex]

Sat waiting in a random area and there's 2 other guys sat in 5 metres away each so we're like some sort of FBI sting operation