mallory

man, i will say anything for a cup of coffee

[mallory @_mallorymort]

at least i can share my art work on twitter if i can’t at school!!

[Karamo @Karamo]

Ok this error message is sending me! I’m ready for this reunion #LoveIsBlind

[grace @itsgracemi]

@Ticketmaster Yes you owe us. Cancel the tickets that are being sold on reseller sites for thousands of dollars and give us a GENUINE chance to get tickets. Your codes WERE NOT WORKING, YOU PUSHED US OUT OF THE QUEUE to increase the prices, YOU DID THIS.

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Anti-semitism in any form is deplorable. In person. Online. Doesn't matter where. It's hate and it's unacceptable.

[mallory @_mallorymort]

new month, new period 😎�� and i am so upset about it

[wells 4 host🌹 @wells4host]

WHEN AVEN WALKED OUT
#TheBachelorette #BachelorNation

[mallory @_mallorymort]

#BachelorVote Christina

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

Who do you give your first impression rose to for the next season of #TheBachelor? 🌹

Retweet this tweet for CHRISTINA! #BachelorVote

[mallory @_mallorymort]

#BachelorVote CHRISTINA

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

This one stings.

#CarolinaFamily | @WellsFargo

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

Farewell.

#CarolinaFamily | @WellsFargo

[red (taylor’s version) bot @redlyricsbot]

they say all's well that ends well, but i'm in a new hell every time you double-cross my mind

[mallory @_mallorymort]

does anyone remember a kid's book or movie about mice/rats called "a tail of two cities" pls help me. i can't remember it and i won't sleep until i find it pls help pls

[MTV @MTV]

Congrats to the cast of Impractical Jokers (@truTVjokers) on their Best Comedy / Game Show win at the #MTVAwards: Unscripted. 😂

[mallory @_mallorymort]

we love when depression only lets you watch impractical jokers 24/7 to feel somewhat okay and stable

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[mallory @_mallorymort]

sex is good and all but have you ever cried to the 1 by taylor swift...? thought so

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Stay in line, Georgia. If you’re in line at your polling place by 7 PM, you can vote.

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i don’t dress for men, i dress so that if i ever run into Harry Styles in public he’ll think my outfit is cool

[mallory @_mallorymort]

uh.....y’all know covid isn’t over when the clock strikes 12 tonight right ??? like it’s not j gone ???? bc some of u have me concerned rn

[mallory @_mallorymort]

just finished teenage bounty hunters & come to find out @netflix cancelled it 🤠 thanks for nothing netflix, PLS RENEW !!!! this is such an important show for our time. step up!!!!!!!!!