mallory simon

grilled cheese enthusiast

[McKenzie Kurtz @mckenziekurtz]

I LOVE BROADWAY

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happy december 20th to all who celebrate! TEN YEARS WTF!!!!!!!

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happy december 20th eve to all who celebrate!

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[Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand]

When Trump posts something as silly as I hate Taylor Swift, he sounds like a young woman who couldn’t get tickets to her show. But he is an immature and vengeful 78 year old man who should not ever become president of the United States.

[mallory simon @_mallorysimon]

for the rest of the day i will be teaching myself the intro dance to the perfect couple

[mallory simon @_mallorysimon]

i cannot believe taylor swift sang mary’s song and I WASN’T THERE

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[mallory simon @_mallorysimon]

only @taylorswift13 would release two albums in one night. i am TIRED

[mallory simon @_mallorysimon]

taylor, what the actual hell

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍

https://t.co/Mc0L20io4X

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