mallory sanger

Mathews VA | ''you have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven''

[mallory sanger @_mallrayy]

wait when did jean skirts become a thing again

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

when u hit the fast serve in wii tennis https://t.co/ITBjjMvVTp

[🌵 @_anonymoustits]

isn't it crazy that 30 min in bed feels like 2 min but 30 min on the stairmaster feels like 69 years who's responsible for this

[Carter Manning Deihl @CarterDeihl]

Idk why people think driving is too much for a relationship or loved one. If it's 15 minutes or 40 hours to see them it should be worth it

[mallory sanger @_mallrayy]

@homedoggy do you even instagram??!!

[mallory sanger @_mallrayy]

why is it a normal/common thing for girls to have abs now. can we make this not a thing 🙍🏼

[mallory sanger @_mallrayy]

@homedoggy shouldn't you be playing the word "ego" for the third time?

[mallory sanger @_mallrayy]

I miss when all music videos were on top of sky scrapers and the band members just stood on random rugs and awkwardly danced

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

When someone compliments me https://t.co/i6s7FekMj2

[rad momma @Muh_ryyMoore]

I could use every color https://t.co/qjjcqcZwf3

[mallory sanger @_mallrayy]

how is it that every time i ever load my car up with nasty stinky trash, it's always the one day of the week that the dump is closed?????

[mallory sanger @_mallrayy]

lol just tried the first day of the kayla itsine's workout and I feel pitiful

[Shelby Poorman @shelby_rodeo99]

When mom isnt home and you need to see how your horse would do with a kid. Maybe I shoulda found a kid that can ride

[mallory sanger @_mallrayy]

crying actual tears ordering textbooks for radiology school :-)

[mallory sanger @_mallrayy]

DONT TAKE A SHORTCUT ROAD IF YOU ARENT GOING TO GO 9 MPH OVER THE SPEED LIMIT AT ALL TIMES

[mallory sanger @_mallrayy]

just drove all the way to my doctors appointment in deltaville and I walk in the door and they tell me my appt is in mathews today :-)

[mallory sanger @_mallrayy]

i'm sorry, i'm 300% an animal lover, but this is dumb as fuck https://t.co/UUvljbpDLE

[Sparrow Video @SparrowVideo]

This woman's allergic to animals, but that hasn't stopped her from saving hundreds of them. ❤️