malone 👑

[malone 👑 @_malone_xx]

Happy 4th birthday to my baybay ass kid! May you learn to finally wipe your ass! 💙💙

[Netflix @netflix]

All the Shreks are on Netflix US right now 🚨

[1 of 1. @TheRealSusieB]

There go sadness ruining the moment

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

ORDER WILL BE RESTORED.

[malone 👑 @_malone_xx]

She just like me

[WFAA @wfaa]

102-year-old East Texas woman says secret to long life is Dr Pepper, bag of Cheetos https://t.co/Alcm12Wet9

[JONETI @jarianaoutdid]

😭😭

[court ∘˚ ₊ 𝜗𝜚 ∘˚⊹ ˳° @courterlyy]

Tonight we drink for Him .

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Parking at hospitals

[Ambi @JerseyShade]

She would get Luigi acquitted btw

[‘ @kes9db]

I think his breath STINKS actually

[Khairy Creek @KhairyCreek]

Should’ve went to Waffle House, they would’ve shot at the police for him

[☔ @Whotfismick]

not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday

[Genesis @gvega333]

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

[malone 👑 @_malone_xx]

I told my bf I wanted to go to T-Pain concert, this man hit me with a “your age is showing”

[Darth Dog Mom 🖤 BuccaNole 🏈 @DarthandDogs]

No paid maternity leave. No paid childcare. Worst maternal mortality rate of developed countries. Little to no postpartum medical care. Gender wage gap, gets worse when you take time off for child bearing and rearing. Average cost of living is almost double the average salary.

[waxianna @_inobe]

yall scared to moan

I be in my stink ear like:

[malone 👑 @_malone_xx]

I miss Walmart being open 24/7

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me in the middle of the night trying to figure out what’s wrong with me

[scientist @WeAmourAmara]

Allegedly