Ally

[Ally @_mama_ally]

My parenting style is called if she's not crying or screaming she's fine 🤷🏻‍♀️ #momlife #toddlerlife

[Shaq🥱 @thatexclusiv_1]

Me jumping into the tank after an explosion on the battlefield #IranWar #WorldWarThree

[Ally @_mama_ally]

My toddler just told us she wanted a pink drink at Starbucks and to go to target #whoareyou #justlikemommy #letsgo

[Ally @_mama_ally]

I’m sorry you just can’t call yourself a brunch restaurant and not have mimosas. #brunch #mimosa #JustSaying

[Ally @_mama_ally]

Dadda was leaving for work, and my toddler decided to run out after him. Did I mention she only had a tee and her undies on 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ #toddlerlife #NiceTry

[RAVEN ELYSE @RavenElyseTV]

Being a mom is probably THE most difficult responsibility on earth but its very hard to talk about the harsh reality of how frustrating and challenging it can be without being labeled ungrateful, lazy, or a bad mom. “Well my mom raised 19 kids on her own with no problem!!” ...ok

[Ally @_mama_ally]

At target with my 2 year old.... I had to use the restroom.... so I take her with me, and we’re in the stall and she starts yelling “MAMA POOP, MAMA POOP.” 💩 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ #momlife #MomsDontPoop #toddlerlife

[Ally @_mama_ally]

Let my toddler dress herself... she’s currently wearing a Halloween tutu, some Xmas pj pants, Minnie Mouse sweater, and an Elsa beanie. #lovethat #StyleIcon #ToddlerLife

[Ally @_mama_ally]

@kerenswan https://t.co/XN5ioOvIs3

[Ally @_mama_ally]

Just a reminder to all the parents out there, modern day Santa needs gluten free cookies and almond milk. #2018santa #ChristmasEve #milkandcookies #santa #glutenfree #almondmilk

[Ally @_mama_ally]

My toddler said she was hungry so I told her to go to the pantry and pick out a snack.... she just came back with the syrup and is now crying because I won’t let her chug down some syrup.... #toddlerlife #badmom

[Ally @_mama_ally]

My favorite thanksgiving tradition is saying I’m going to Black Friday, then the week of really think about the hassle and say fuck it I’ll buy it full price 🤷‍♀️ #BlackFriday #Thanksgiving2018 #MomLife

[Ally @_mama_ally]

Leave it up to me to spend 40 bucks in the @target dollar section 🤦🏼‍♀️ #ItAddsUp #DontTellMyHusband #IRegretNothing

[Ally @_mama_ally]

Now everytime my toddler wants candy she says “trick or treat” 🤦🏼‍♀️ #ThatsNotHowItWorks #ToddlerLife

[Ally @_mama_ally]

Me to my toddler: “do you want mommy and daddy to have another baby”
Toddler: *goes & gets baby doll, throws baby doll on floor and starts stomping on it.*
Me: “so ummm.... is that a no?”

[Ally @_mama_ally]

I’m a horrible mom, because I told my toddler she couldn’t wear her superhero cape to bed because she could choke. #TantrumTime #ToddlerLife #parentlife

[Ally @_mama_ally]

Moment of silence for all the parents affected by this YouTube outage #staystrong #YouTubeDOWN #YoutubeKids #parentlife

[Ally @_mama_ally]

I now want to spend $475 DOLLARS on a headboard for my toddlers new bed, fuck you Pinterest.

[Ally @_mama_ally]

My husband said fruit snacks are really bad for you and we shouldn’t give them to our toddler anymore .... I laughed. #MindYoBusiness #NoOneAsked

[Ally @_mama_ally]

When I don’t want my toddler to eat my food I just tell her it’s spicy. 🤷‍♀️ #WorksEveryTime #SorryNotSorry #parentinghack #parentingtips #YourWelcome