Dee ✨

Professional makeup artist in UK 🇬🇧@glammeupng on Instagram and twitter

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Just went into my 2yo son’s room to check on him and noticed he needed a diaper change. So I change him as quickly as possible so he wouldn’t wake up. I covered him and started closing his bedroom door and I hear a quiet, sleepy “tank yew” 😭😭😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

adulting really humbles you. i finally understand why some people go quiet, stop posting, or just disappear from social media.

[EdoQueen🌹 @EdoVibeQueen]

Body is what ? Body is tea
Account is what ? Account is empTea

[` @ick_real]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

Ooh sana. 🥹❤️

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, your success later would not make me regret it. Good for you, but you’re still a terrible person in my book.

[Dee ✨ @_mamidee]

@adaezennaji_ You’re welcome fine babe 🤩💕

[Dee ✨ @_mamidee]

@DoubleOtweets Imagine kai. Thank you so much

[Dee ✨ @_mamidee]

yooooooo!!!! where does your likes go now ok this damnnnnn app!!!!!! omds

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

Hate that I have to catch myself when I start reading a story from an account with a blue tick.

[Bolaji @therealbolaji]

Love looks good on us ❤️❤️

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure

This is how some of you see the world 😂

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

[Dee ✨ @_mamidee]

not grateful enough really. just remembered I missed the presentation for a course and still had an A 🤫

[Dee ✨ @_mamidee]

unfair.

[@Ohlala 💖✨ @Ohlala]

I’m so happy for ᶠYͧoͨᵏu 😭

[Dee ✨ @_mamidee]

bro! I hate shein interface so much omg!
win this, spin that, i can’t even see what I need to do ugh 😤

[Dee ✨ @_mamidee]

oshamo no dulling no sleeping
new week new blessings
anybody wey pray for your downfall na him go fall , more money , more blessings , more cash out , more big bag. loke loke, loke loke lola kun faya kun x2 shall never peme shall never lack

[Dee ✨ @_mamidee]

@Nuellacyril1 Send 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Girl maths is when I have 1.7k, I have 700 to spend. But when I have 2.3k, I only have 300 to spend