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I love you

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

If you know there are thieves in government, why do you pay taxes.

~Ministry of Interior Doctrine.

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Sakaja nominating Gaucho is a message to all goons by politicians, "we see you, we know you, we appreciate what you do, continue doing it" 😌.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Tweets zingine tuwachie watu wako na kuma jameni.

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

Iyo Presidential debate next year Sifuna should repeat that "sitauwa watoto wenu..." line mpaka chess master akasirike😂😂

[Assweto🍷🍾❤️ @Asswetooo]

Did Kibaki call any headteacher on a live TV show to confirm if free primary education was working?

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Ujana una mengi na mengine na mi nimefanya, siwezi danganya nishamaliza.

I have lived in my 35yrs. Ni nini sasa sijafanya? Ooops my UoN degree pekee.

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

Please don’t ignore, my mom's life depends on this. Help retweet to someone who can help.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

Woke up went through Twitter, came across Murkomen spewing nonsense, saw how much they have cut trees and I am afraid I am done for the day

[Naitalel Maina. @Naitalel_maina]

@BrianOpangao Send this as an email to them. Thanks

[😉 @_manafwa]

@AishakhamisAli Njoo mtwapa

[CIA Antoh @Antohny_gb]

Collo blue naye huimba takataka
Wtf is "unaanza kulia"??

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 @tunnarmcniarr]

Everton warming up for another season of doing absolutely nothing but being a mid-table club ;

[Dr. Favour @PopsVille_]

Umbwa. Ulikuwa unataka mazishi ifanywe kuresoi??

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

And so are we.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

The only remaining job I have is to send Raila back to Bondo - President Ruto

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

The day they legalize weed , DCI will loose 95% of their work.

[Kolavic 💫 @Wtfiskolavic]

I hope you're well shaved, please don't stress me

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

Oketch alipromise wenzetu watakua CS and ambassadors in his gafament

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Vijana wa Oketch Salad walikuwa na mambo 😂