-Pakistan won.
-Water is CO₂.
-Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan is alive and dropped a diss track.
-They opened a McDonald's on Pluto.
-China applied for Pakistani citizenship.
-Iron Man is real and training in Rawalpindi.
And yes….
-Trump is my sasur…
they left the women alive in pahalgam to give message to Modi. so Modi ji sent our strongest women officers to respond to their cowardly message and act. the lost sindoors of the pahalgam women has been avenged today 🇮🇳🔥