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[h @rizypissy]

8am class tmr

[🍋 @_mangolemonade_]

Haaland billboards in rawalpindi im beaming

[🍋 @_mangolemonade_]

@versacemoss it's really good actually

[🍋 @_mangolemonade_]

the mentalist edits have made the whole friend group start watching it

[charlie blank @charlieblank_]

how do i enter my unborn children in the “get a sponge bath from erling haaland” contest

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani: By the time a year rolls around, you will have saved more than two days of commuting time. That means breakfast with your family. That means getting home in time for bedtime. It means agreeing with your friends that Egypt was robbed yesterday.

[🍋 @_mangolemonade_]

my fucking mayor

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: I’d love to commiserate with you on how Egypt was robbed—

Mamdani: I mean if you’re going to call a foul on the first disallowed goal—

[🍋 @_mangolemonade_]

holy fucking shit

[🍋 @_mangolemonade_]

Haaland is unreal

[kafiyah @2025summer]

Egyptians better bring out their deep ancient ancestors to castrate these white shaytaan

[sh @jafribois]

the Karachi family coming under attack in balochistan is so fucking tragic.. the wife recorded the entire journey full of bliss n fun and then you see her covered in her husbands blood w her 2 toddlers walking behind her

[faraz @faraz_lhr]

Tajir unions dont allow FBR officials to even enter the markets. FBR also can't touch agriculture. Thats 45% of untaxed GDP. 15-20% of key goods are smuggled. But FBR keeps scavenging tax records of existing taxpayers for mistakes to extort money

[Militaires Sans Gluten @Comrade_Waluigi]

harvey dent's "you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" line has become a standard english proverb to the point i'm damn certain a lot of people use it without even knowing it came from TDK

[🍋 @_mangolemonade_]

khwab mai aane wala kaam off hai

[fish cuntlet @chaimeinlassi]

fuck it we tweeting in urdu from now فک یو بیچ

[🍋 @_mangolemonade_]

lowkey have a huge crush on that cocaine dealer

[🍋 @_mangolemonade_]

Happy anniversary

[🍋 @_mangolemonade_]

mids k marks linkdin pe kon daalta hai