Manivela 🃏

Valheim, Balatro y Slay the Spire enjoyer. Clarividente.

[bouya_26🐉۞🏴‍☠️🪷 @Nanban2001]

Deberían de prohibir a los viejos en los lugares públicos

[ALEXANDER I DE MOSCU 🇷🇺₽ @jvnsashaa]

LO DIGO YA

Comprarse la play 5 para jugar al GTA 6 será el mayor acto charca que vivirá este país

[Jaime_bayo @bayo_jaime]

Que la nómina más frecuente de un pais sea el salario mínimo, es una vergüenza y dice mucho de los empresarios que están todo el día llamando a la gente vaga, cada día ellos ganan más y nosotros somos más pobres

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

I can’t stand anyone who complains about how “expensive” things have gotten. Potatoes are $5/pound. Eat a potato for every meal. Boom. Your job sucks. Become a neurosurgeon. There’s tons of YouTube videos. Boom. No excuses.

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ @dracaeon]

discord really the place where u can make ur name literally anything and ppl will call u that. ur name could be doorhandle and ppl will hop in vc talkin bout “yo doorhandle u gonna get on the game” 😭

[Emma Steuer 🧚🤖 @emmysteuer]

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

[Manivela 🃏 @_manivela_]

Deadlock

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you get a call for an interview but you’ve applied to so many jobs you don’t even remember which one it is:

[Aida dos Santos HIJAS DEL HORMIGÓN @aida2santos]

El titular es la opinión de la de recursos humanos de L'Oréal que contrató en 2025 a un 44% de becarios.
Es que no me jodas que mientras estás estudiando te meten a unas prácticas y quieren que eches 40 horas en turno partido.

[Skooch @Skooch]

>Choose blue because I’m a smart person

>Check news to pass time as I wait for results

>President is a pedophile

>Racism is at an all time high

>Health care corporations are killing people to save money

>War is happening for literally no reason

>AI is replacing every job there is

>Results are in

>Red wins

>It’s exactly what I wanted

>Blinding light leaks into the room

>Smile as the MrBeast Death Ray blows my shit to smithereens instantly

[XOKAS @elxokas]

Quedan 10 días para acabar el split.
Voy a jugar 12 horas al día al lol y voy a intentar subir a Master en EU.
Apuesto 5000€ a que subo, y si pierdo los repartiré en directo con toda la gente que haga RT a este tweet.
Si eres de LATAM te pago un 20% más.
10 winners. Abro.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

All this worrying just to die anyway lol

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?” Yes, I was filling out online applications with the same information that is on the resume that I was asked to upload.

[Daramgar @Daramgaria]

none of my "friends" want to play slay the spire with me what's even the point

[Rowen absolutamente Delulu @RowNux]

Tengo grado universitario, hablo 3 idiomas y no me quieren en una zapatería porque estuve 5 años en una tienda que no vende zapatos, ni tampoco me quieren en una perfumería o en una tienda de ropa, porque no he vendido ninguna de esas cosas.

[Softboy @softboywin]

I hate interviews give me the fucking job or else

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Being told to “be patient” during a job search is wild when rent is due every month on the same schedule.

[Miilato @miiilato]

“u seem off”
how ive been feeling for the past 6 months

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”