mary

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Kacey Musgraves: I found a deeper well

Me on the verge of tears at 11am at work:

[mary @_marblehead_]

@mbdailyshow Omg I am so honored and excited!!

[Morning Brew Daily @mbdailyshow]

AND WE HAVE A WINNER

@_marblehead_ absolutely dominated the competition with her MBD-inspired booze, vape, and restaurant menu

check your DMs Mary...you've got a mug comin your way

[mary @_marblehead_]

@mbdailyshow anything for the brew 🫡🫡

[mary @_marblehead_]

@gaizweb 2% milk but 100% a bop

[mary @_marblehead_]

is spotify funded by big dairy because what is this

[mary @_marblehead_]

my friend thought p!nk’s full name was Pink Floyd

[mary @_marblehead_]

is this the result of my running shoe quiz or just an incredibly specific roast

[mary @_marblehead_]

disney world is the vatican city of the US

[mary @_marblehead_]

we should be able to submit our spotify wrapped somewhere for a chance at a free BetterHelp subscription

[mary @_marblehead_]

planning out my parents’ trip to london and most of it revolves around places my mom wants to see because they were in the hallmark movie she just watched

[mary @_marblehead_]

me when ben franklin said “if you fail to plan, you plan to fail” vs when taylor swift says it

[mary @_marblehead_]

@Profe_Cornelius that’s right!! I had to take advantage of a rare opportunity like this, they only come around every couple of months!!

[mary @_marblehead_]

I moved to the UK and girlbossed so hard that all of the other women in power couldn’t keep up xoxo💋

[mary @_marblehead_]

im back on twitter, velma is gay, life is good

[mary @_marblehead_]

Jennifer Garner in 13 Going on 30:

[mary @_marblehead_]

If a viral Tik Tok song ended up being your top song on Spotify wrapped, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[mary @_marblehead_]

shoutout to the sponsor of thanksgiving week, BetterHelp! use code HOMETOWN for 20% off your next appointment!

[mary @_marblehead_]

I think red (taylor’s version) is extremely relatable, not because I can compare it to my own breakups, but rather because I also know nothing at 22