Lazy Eyes

Change is inevitable

[Lazy Eyes @_Marcus254]

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[Illimitable Man (IM) @SovereignIM]

Mediocrity is to be avoided and thus even moderation should be employed in moderation, but the flipside is that the same is true of intensity: protracted intensity will fuck you up just as much as protracted mediocrity - it is just more fun when you lose.

The dance lies in “getting the balance right,” which is not something the man passionately alive firing on all cylinders, in tune with his instincts and high off the scent of the evening air wants to hear.

Balance to the extremist, to the outlier, to the man who wants to vividly feel the spark and essence of life itself, reeks of mediocrity and compromise - and so he is averse to it. But these men conflate balance with mediocrity, when it does not have to be that.

To me, balance does not mean being the man in the middle, who never really takes a side because he sees the merit in both, who is never too much of one thing or too little of another. It means not populating one static extreme or not falling in love with one mode of extremism, but inhabiting many forms at different times as the scenario calls for. This makes you less predictable, more of a wildcard, and to my mind, a more complete person - you are versatile.

Balance can be phases of extreme order followed by phases of extreme chaos. Men who are too rule-following, and risk averse stagnate because they are consumed by the rigidity of orderliness, whilst men who are too chaotic doom spiral and destroy themselves through endless frivolous risk. The balance then, is to hit a ratio of order to chaos that allows you to rejuvenate, create, and experience vividly, whilst also maintaining and preserving the structures that sustain you. Starting from scratch over and over again is not a flex. It just means you never learn, and keep fucking it up.

Be a paradox. Do not just inhabit one realm of crazy. Be capable of extreme truth, and extreme cunning. Extreme compassion, and extreme ruthlessness. Reconcile your paradoxes so you do not get stuck in your lane, which is merely the preference of your natural temperament. Practice living in a way that does not come naturally to you so that you may enjoy its fruits, and then my friend, you may dance.

[BRUNO @dembeever]

I think animals, just like humans know when they’re dying
They entirely survive on brute strength to survive, and when all of it is gone, they find themselves in a position where they can’t hunt, and by instinct they know without food, they will definitely die
It’s far fetched but I think they’re aware however limited intellectually they seem

[Lazy Eyes @_Marcus254]

Three deadly things kuweka kwa roho:
1. Siasa
2. Warembo
3. Football

[Lazy Eyes @_Marcus254]

@mansaplus @hoka @hoka

[Grand Maître @munene_braxton]

HOW FRANCO PAID SALARIES.
Franco led his band for 33 years, and through his music, he became a business mogul. In the words of Petit Pierre, 'When Franco became a man, he took over OK Jazz, and never looked back.'
Franco had all his band members under contract, renewable ones, while all band members held a place in the payroll.
All proceeds from the live shows and music releases, were deposited in the 'company accounts'.
50% of the total proceeds were fully and duly paid to Franco Luambo Makiadi (TPOK) as image rights, since he was the star of the show, people came to see him, and hence why the band was a success.
Of the remaining 50%, Franco (individual) earned 15% of the same, since he 'carried the show' and was responsible for the running of the team.
Of the remaining 35%, Franco split this equally amongst his team members, after he retained 5% more as his personal salary.
The rest of the team were paid roughly 20% of the total proceeds, irregardless of their contribution to music production.

Now, before you run bonkers, TPOK Jazz fully funded the band members' studio sessions, which were very expensive as penned by Michelino Mavatiku Visi, travel and accommodation costs while on tour, which usually was the time they hopped into studios for sessions, and so forth.

This payment method was one of the reasons many Left OK Jazz, since they felt Franco took it all.

But again, the man rests acquitted, since all that left went back to OK Jass due to collapse of the bands they formed out there, mainly due to finances.

So that is how he ran the band, for 33 years.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Monthly reminder:

Stay away from another man's wife,

— whether she is as beautiful as a zebra

— whether she is having marital issues

— whether she appears seductive

Keep off.

You will be killed, and we shall use you as an example.

#MasculinitySaturday

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I pray for my brothers to meet kind women in this life who will make them question the type of Losers they have been tolerating before.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Nimepatwa na emergency asubuhi. My dog Kipchumba made a terrible mistake. Jana usiku he snuck out of my compound akaenda kwa mlima iko ile ng’ambo ingine on your way to Kamangu kuteka warembo huko. Kumbe mbwa ya hii bonde haiwiki hiyo ng’ambo jameni.

I have found him on my doorstep akiwa amepigwa ajab. He even lost his Gucci belt my daughter bought him. The vet says he is suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder and has prescribed I move him from his current office kwanza akae na mbuzi kidogo so he can heal. I want to ask him kama at least alikula mrembo mmoja . But it's his own fault he once declared any dog seen near my gate should be given the "Haiti treatment" , looks like laws apply to everyone.

I will put a paybill number for those who want to stand with us during this difficult time. Not a good morning from Ndeiya-shire.

[Mary Murugi @murugyy]

I did it!10hrs 34mins&I was done with my 13th Chemotherapy cycle in my battle against Mixed connective tissue disease. I'm a fighter!

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Be ruthless and unapologetic when executing your revenge against a cheating wife.

Don't forget the disrespect.

Walk with the lesson in your heart.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Lazy Eyes @_Marcus254]

@spicedliver Yin yang

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Use social media platforms to grow each other please.sio muchene tu! Promote each other! Tupendane nani!

[Eric @amerix]

A man speaks the truth even if the truth is painful.

Because truth is freedom.

[Lazy Eyes @_Marcus254]

@_fels1 How can you be intelligent and fail to map out love?

[Illimitable Man (IM) @SovereignIM]

A woman who cannot see the beauty in man and a man who cannot see the beauty in woman, can never become truly beautiful themselves. If you look for ugliness, you’ll find plenty of it. But if you believe that’s all there is, you will lose yourself. Inhale the breath of life.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

*WILLIAM OH WILLIAM*

William the academic removed the word "enough" from the dictionary.

William the magician turns yours into his.

William the chef cooks one million chapati in a day.

William the high priest builds churches to pray for development.

William the economist borrows to tax the loan.

Ooh William, ooh William, cut the forest and pray for rain.

William oh William, education is the key, sells the key and changes the padlock.

Ooh William, ooh William, builds houses for the starving.
Ooh william takes 40 gives back 10 to divide among 5 himself included

Ooh William, ooh William, what miracle can you not perform?

Asanteni 🤣🤣🤣

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

It's my birthday!!
🎉🎉🎉
Happy birthday to me. Mungu anijalie, anizidishie na anipanulie mipaka. Ameen.
🙏🏾

[k. @korie_tweets]

my ultimate delusion is that i will win. not maybe, not someday, not if things go right. i will win, it’s a certainty. and there’s nothing in this world strong enough to convince me otherwise.

[Illimitable Man (IM) @SovereignIM]

It's not your responsibility as a man to make a woman feel safe you have not taken personal responsibility for. If she is prone to feeling endangered, is overreactive, histrionic or dysregulated - not your problem. She's her father's problem, her man's, or her own. But not yours.

Random women are not entitled to your love, care, patience and paternalism. Those resources are finite, and must be saved for the women you've actually pledged yourself to.

Random women do not have the right to just dump all their negative emotions on you. This is unfair to you, and deeply selfish of them.