boo 👽💫

my dog thinks I’m cool

[K. @khalisekardash]

weird don’t even be a strong enough word mfs be unusual

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

I love clocking little bits here and there and staying quiet about it. Whole time you thinkin your safe. 😂

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

@sami0033 You should just gather troops and MERE

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

I wish I was a few drinks and go home… instead I’m a fucking problem 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

“I really need to wash my nuts”
-Tarren, Post Day 1 of hoopfest 😂😂

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

But I didn’t, I said now I listen and laugh ✨

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

@Abrahamsonpayt I ate plan b’s for breakfast and chased it with redbull 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 Our IHS over here hands them out in brown bags, no questions asked in case that’s something yours might do too 😂

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

My fav pastime is opening messages and never responding

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

@yepperonikam I hate you 😂😂😂

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

Suddenly I’m 6 years old again and feeling my most alone. I didn’t miss this feeling.

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

Really learn a lot about mfs during times like these. disappointed is an understatement.

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

I literally have 2-3 waxes left until the twins are here. Holy shyte 👀

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

@LoniMarcellay I am sooooo excited 🥰🙌🏽

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

I can’t wait to pop off in the gym again after these twins are born lol

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

Maternity clothes are ugly af. Wtf was that 😂

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

I love seeing my friends that have struggled in the past now flourishing 🥲💙

[boo 👽💫 @_mariahstearns]

One thing I love about myself…. I always got a good outfit on deck if an occasion calls for it 😎😂